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by Hawkeye
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Laptop Help
Replies: 9
Views: 12712

Re: Laptop Help

Spyman wrote:
AndyPark wrote:You really are a bellend aren’t you.
I'll leave that to everyone else to decide.
I can confirm that you are a bellend. ;)
by Hawkeye
Thu May 11, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: General Election 2017
Replies: 63
Views: 58844

Re: General Election 2017

Labour's leaked manifesto pledge to remove student loans, could be another nail in Jenny Chapman's chances of being re-elected, as hundreds of staff work at Student Loans and their jobs will probably be lost if Labour are elected. I must have missed that one. I've seen they're pledging to scrap tui...
by Hawkeye
Tue May 02, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Potential new investors
Replies: 291
Views: 89898

Re: Potential new investors

super_les_mcjannet wrote:
darlo reborn wrote:Any one else received e-mail from DFCSG ?
Yep, came through about 10 minutes ago.
The tension is killing me...
by Hawkeye
Tue May 02, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Potential new investors
Replies: 291
Views: 89898

Re: Potential new investors

I have also spoken again with the guys in the accounting. Its Singh and McClaren currently You need to think very carefully about making these statements given that The Club have signed a "Non Disclosure Agreement" which presumably applies to your alleged contacts in accounting, who are obviously g...
by Hawkeye
Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Relieved we're not getting promoted !
Replies: 56
Views: 24900

Re: Relieved we're not getting promoted !

Then we end up back in the division we're in now but worse off in terms of current and potential future finance with the need to build a team again as most of the new players will either want to play at a higher level or be unaffordable even if they didn't. I don't think missing out on promotion is...
by Hawkeye
Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:43 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Best ever Darlo players (Northern Echo)
Replies: 50
Views: 20808

Re: Best ever Darlo players (Northern Echo)

I got all excited when I thought I saw The Bald Messiah on the list, then it turned out just to be some bloke named Bryan.

"He's not the messiah", etc, etc...
by Hawkeye
Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Worst ever Darlo player
Replies: 94
Views: 36646

Re: Worst ever Darlo player

The Craig Russell & Matt Clarke strike partnership was always an interesting one (Matt Clarke as a defender doesn't belong on this list, although I never particularly rated him either). Craig James was awful. Must be something about players called Craig... oh wait. I remember Bert Bossu having a few...
by Hawkeye
Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:33 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Boxing Day Bitching Bingo
Replies: 19
Views: 4486

Re: Boxing Day Bitching Bingo

- Clock atop the clubhouse was wrong (as noted above), so second half ended up going on 60 mins longer than planned, which led to Halifax's 2nd goal - The ground was too far from the town centre; hopefully it will be a shorter walk from Hoskins by the next game otherwise I'm sure attendances will fa...
by Hawkeye
Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:23 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Halifax Match Thread
Replies: 134
Views: 17187

Re: Darlo v Halifax Match Thread

I've said it a million times before about other keepers but if you're not a good shot stopper you shouldn't and wouldn't be a goalkeeper. I Their first was a disaster for Jamieson. I didn't see the second. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk From what I saw he caught the ball then fell into the ne...
by Hawkeye
Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Boxing Day Bitching Bingo
Replies: 19
Views: 4486

Re: Boxing Day Bitching Bingo

I heard a rumour there's no heskeylators.
by Hawkeye
Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:30 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: It's not been my day.
Replies: 12
Views: 5814

Re: It's not been my day.

Do you think that missing this flight might be karma for your earlier holiday in Turkey, where you hoped hundreds of people would get killed in order for your holiday to be cancelled? Did you get out of that holiday by the way? No, he went. He spent a week counting grains of sand on different beach...
by Hawkeye
Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:50 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: What do you like on TV at the moment?
Replies: 84
Views: 63780

Re: What do you like on TV at the moment?

Ice Road Bake Off
by Hawkeye
Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:47 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jordan Pickford
Replies: 4
Views: 1993

Re: Jordan Pickford

I remember the uproar when Craig Russell missed the Euro 2004 squad.
by Hawkeye
Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:13 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Darlington - I am deeply ashamed of you
Replies: 6
Views: 3472

Re: Darlington - I am deeply ashamed of you

So how on earth do they come up with those results, apart from asking a few random people? I was never asked!! Really Pete? Really? How does a survey work? I'm outraged they never asked you too! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Ha. In fairness though, 183 isn't a great sample size so I'd take it ...
by Hawkeye
Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:29 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: The Tory Leadership Election Thread
Replies: 41
Views: 17834

Re: The Tory Leadership Election Thread

What should a Prime Minister look like, Pete?
by Hawkeye
Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:25 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Terrorism abroad.
Replies: 40
Views: 16033

Re: The threat of terrorism abroad.

Just back from Turkey, it was rather bizarre being on holiday whilst a coup was going on. TV channels carrying international news in English were blocked. The only outward sign of the coup was that all day trips were cancelled for one day. I think a second coup is highly likely, as a lot of people ...
by Hawkeye
Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jon Parkin
Replies: 8
Views: 2932

Re: Jon Parkin

Spyman wrote:Signed for Newport County.
Spyman wrote:Signed for Newport County.
So good they signed him twice.
by Hawkeye
Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:00 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Team news?
Replies: 41
Views: 7237

Re: Team news?

First half was poor. Newcastle's strikers had a lot of time on the ball in and around the box and our defenders went to ground a little too hastily at times. Jameson had to pull off a few good saves to get us out of trouble. Also, in the first half, Newcastle's defenders seemed to be intent on gifti...
by Hawkeye
Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:09 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Jenny Chapman's resignation
Replies: 47
Views: 17341

Re: Jenny Chapman's resignation

I'm hearing reports that Angela Eagle has attempted to kidnap a small Australian child. Probably the end of that coup...

EDIT: Apparently it was an actual eagle, not Angela Eagle. My bad.
by Hawkeye
Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:07 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: We just had an earthquake :D
Replies: 4
Views: 2195

Re: We just had an earthquake :D

We've had a bit of rain here. Got quite heavy when I was walking to the gym earlier. They say it's going to continue for a good few hours yet.

Update: It's stopped raining now.
by Hawkeye
Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:30 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Spennymoor sign former darlington keeper
Replies: 20
Views: 3111

Re: Spennymoor sign former darlington keeper

According to Wikipedia, "Rafferty started his career at Darlington but left the club aged 16." This was back in 2007. So he was formerly at DFC, but never made a first team appearance. The best part about his Wikipedia page is that he made 0 appearances at Horden Colliery Welfare, with his number of...
by Hawkeye
Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:43 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: The Tory Leadership Election Thread
Replies: 41
Views: 17834

Re: The Tory Leadership Election Thread

What on Earth Liam Fox is doing in the race I'll never know - is it some sort of joke? I don't understand how somebody so thoroughly corrupt still manages to be an elected MP.
by Hawkeye
Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:41 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: The Tory Leadership Election Thread
Replies: 41
Views: 17834

Re: The Tory Leadership Election Thread

well so there you go. The only thing which the leave decision requires is that we leave the European Union that is it the be all and end all. There are no implications beyond that as all Brexit 'suggestions' are off the table. Controlling our immigration policy could be nothing more than us having ...
by Hawkeye
Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:13 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: The Tory Leadership Election Thread
Replies: 41
Views: 17834

Re: The Tory Leadership Election Thread

well so there you go. The only thing which the leave decision requires is that we leave the European Union that is it the be all and end all. There are no implications beyond that as all Brexit 'suggestions' are off the table. Controlling our immigration policy could be nothing more than us having ...
by Hawkeye
Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:05 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: England: Whose fault is it?
Replies: 11
Views: 1737

Re: England: Whose fault is it?

It's Iceland's fault. Their football team had the cheek to play better than ours. How dare they.
by Hawkeye
Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:59 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Jenny Chapman's resignation
Replies: 47
Views: 17341

Re: Jenny Chapman's resignation

So let's hope Corbyn stays on. We apparently just got our democracy back - bit bloody pointless if we don't have a worthy opposition This. Now that the Conservatives have an outright majority and no longer have to navigate around the Lib Dems, without an effective opposition they can essentially do...
by Hawkeye
Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:06 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: EU Referendum
Replies: 447
Views: 99619

Re: EU Referendum

I'm a bit confused by this 2nd referendum petition: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215 "We the undersigned call upon HM Government to implement a rule that if the remain or leave vote is less than 60% based a turnout less than 75% there should be another referendum." The part I don't u...
by Hawkeye
Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:12 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: EU Referendum
Replies: 447
Views: 99619

Re: EU Referendum

I'm a bit confused by this 2nd referendum petition: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215 "We the undersigned call upon HM Government to implement a rule that if the remain or leave vote is less than 60% based a turnout less than 75% there should be another referendum." The part I don't un...
by Hawkeye
Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:25 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: EU Referendum
Replies: 447
Views: 99619

Re: EU Referendum

People don't like what I say, because I ask awkward questions, which don't seem to be answered or the replies are ambiguous and don't say what is happening. I think the more and more desperate claims the remain campaign are putting out on a daily basis, is pushing people to vote to leave. Genuinely...
by Hawkeye
Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:04 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: EU Referendum
Replies: 447
Views: 99619

Re: EU Referendum

Do the bookies know something everyone else doesn't? Majority of them now have Remain at 1/6 (with some at 1/7). Leave is 4/1 (with some at 9/2). Personally I hope that there is a significant distance between the two side (at least 10%) so that it feels conclusive. If it is 51/49 then there will be...