Search found 801 matches

by Vokuhila
Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Scarborough
Replies: 46
Views: 24295

Re: Darlington V Scarborough

Today's was my first match in a few months and BM just feels more and more post-apocalyptic each time I'm there. The chipboard sign and tape across the clubhouse seats, the broken PA system, the flickering light in the Tin Shed - I saw a decrepit-looking man shuffling down the touchline before kick-...
by Vokuhila
Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:27 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Spennymoore
Replies: 37
Views: 6395

Re: Darlington V Spennymoore

Does anyone know why Shola Ameobi was at the match?

I was wondering whether a loanee from the Toon might be imminent - and whether Rob Ramshaw is the most annoyed player in non-league football.
by Vokuhila
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:36 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FA Trophy Alfreton
Replies: 54
Views: 8464

Re: FA Trophy Alfreton

bga wrote:
Sat Nov 19, 2022 2:25 pm
According to Ray Beck and Felix are "ruled out" today but doesn't give an explanation. Anybody know injuries or rested?
Mark's been playing with a gashed foot the last couple of games and Kaine has tonsilitis.
by Vokuhila
Mon Sep 26, 2022 8:34 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Peterborough Sports
Replies: 56
Views: 11494

Re: Darlo v Peterborough Sports

A fantastic effort all round :clap: :clap: :clap: I'm on about getting the clock working and telling the proper time all the way through the match. I don't usually pay that much attention to the clock, but saw that it was working on Saturday and immediately thought of you :lol: You must be over the...
by Vokuhila
Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:09 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New stadium funding
Replies: 244
Views: 53451

Re: New stadium funding

Boris, Priti & Rishi all happy to spend good money sending the cross-Channel illegals to Rwanda but rather than do that, what about a secure structure for holding them at Teesside airport that could be converted into a stadium once this latest wheeze stops the flow? HMG & Houchen can then invite us...
by Vokuhila
Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Fans Forum
Replies: 192
Views: 42522

Re: Fans Forum

I don't get the issue with the shirt. An MP (or other famous person) visits your club, you give them a signed shirt.

There's that Sheff Wed one Roy Hattersley reckons still fits and the 96-97 Aldershot away kit Virginia Bottomley's got stuffed down the back of her futon. It's just standard.
by Vokuhila
Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:29 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Spennymoor
Replies: 44
Views: 13199

Re: Darlington V Spennymoor

I walked past Jim Bentley at halftime, so I think it's probably safe to assume that Fylde are interested.
by Vokuhila
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:52 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Gloucester
Replies: 97
Views: 24785

Re: Darlo v Gloucester

Out of interest, lo, how long is a referee's assistant meant to keep her/his flag up for once she/he has flagged for offside? If it's the free kick I'm thinking of, I thought the issue was that TT was being told to take the ball back, but didn't know where he was meant to be taking it back to, as th...
by Vokuhila
Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:39 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Gloucester
Replies: 97
Views: 24785

Re: Darlo v Gloucester

I can't really comment on what he was up to in the second half, but Nugent's s***housery in the first half was next level - and fair play to him if he can get away with it. Just to put the elbow incident in context, Cassidy had (allegedly) caught him in the face when they'd gone up for a header toge...
by Vokuhila
Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:03 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Gloucester
Replies: 97
Views: 24785

Re: Darlo v Gloucester

Their opening goal :thumbup: Premier league standard, he just caught it right I was getting some strong North Macedonia vibes off their kit today, and I reckon if you'd been squinting at the time you might've thought it was Goran Pandev himself stroking it in. Nice. That game had so many talking po...
by Vokuhila
Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blyth Spartans
Replies: 32
Views: 11221

Re: Blyth Spartans

I reckon some people will be saying Jos Gugullit.

Either that or Michael Barron and Stephen Turnbull maybe.

Your guess is as good as mine though.
by Vokuhila
Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:22 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Chorley v Darlo
Replies: 46
Views: 13443

Re: Chorley v Darlo

Apart from Nelson and Lambert the bench is not that strong and interested in how Cooper , Ellis and Storey fit in next week? Surprised to read this given we had Purver, Mondal and Rose as unused subs on Saturday! Judging by some of her/his previous posts, I think it's fair to say eddie-rowles doesn...
by Vokuhila
Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:15 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington v Hereford Saturday 9th October 2021
Replies: 66
Views: 18724

Re: Darlington v Hereford Saturday 9th October 2021

I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong end of the stick upthread, q4l. I think 'Old Git' - or rather TKOA - was suggesting that four years was very much within the foreseeable future and that there was every chance the Toon could be winning trophies by that time. Given that Sheikh Mansour's wealth is ...
by Vokuhila
Wed Oct 06, 2021 9:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Marske away in the Cup (if we beat Chester)
Replies: 36
Views: 14728

Re: Marske away in the Cup (if we beat Chester)

theoriginalfatcat wrote:
Wed Oct 06, 2021 8:55 pm
Jonno always looks like he’s right on the edge, like he’s going to nut someone. I bet the interviewer was a touch nervous.
I found all that talk about his "big boy pants" and the sound of someone in the background apparently having fallen asleep strangely disarming though.
by Vokuhila
Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:03 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Telford
Replies: 42
Views: 16036

Re: Darlington V Telford

QUAKERMAN2 wrote:
Tue Oct 05, 2021 8:43 pm
De Sousa plays for Grimsby.
Yeah, it's pretty disrespectful that so many people are getting it wrong.

It's not even a difficult name!
by Vokuhila
Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:33 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v York
Replies: 69
Views: 22610

Re: Darlo v York

Taylor was stripped off and told to keep warm at the end of halftime with a view to potentially coming on ten minutes into the second half, so I'm not sure it's necessarily true that he isn't trusted.
by Vokuhila
Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v York
Replies: 69
Views: 22610

Re: Darlo v York

As I say, I'll have to see it again, but I can't remember ever being more astonished to see a red card brandished, so I'm not wrong to say that it might just be the most astonishing sending-off I've ever seen.

Just let me be astonished, alright?! :lol:
by Vokuhila
Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:25 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v York
Replies: 69
Views: 22610

Re: Darlo v York

I'll have to see it again, but that might just be the most astonishing sending-off I've ever seen.
by Vokuhila
Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:55 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blyth v Darlo
Replies: 41
Views: 15611

Re: Blyth v Darlo

JE93 wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:31 pm
comeondarlo wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:19 pm
Apologies if I’ve asked you before but where in Herts do you live. I’m in St Evenage
Would have been at Brackley but up in Darlo at the mo
You're just up the A602, I live in Ware mate.
I bet it feels great to be able to put that one to bed now.
by Vokuhila
Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Bar closure
Replies: 28
Views: 10507

Re: Bar closure

I think not being able to get a pint at halftime of a football match and a broken clock might be the finest first world problems I've read about in a while.
by Vokuhila
Sat Jul 31, 2021 10:33 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo vs Boro
Replies: 32
Views: 13959

Re: Darlo vs Boro

Thanks, Pete and Andy :thumbup:
by Vokuhila
Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo vs Boro
Replies: 32
Views: 13959

Darlo vs Boro

Just wondering whether the clubhouse bar's going to be open before kick-off on Sunday?

This'll be my first game since Chris Elliott had his Duckhams gloves on against Farsley, so I'm really looking forward to it.
by Vokuhila
Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:32 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: DFC on HITC Sevens YouTube Channel
Replies: 2
Views: 4912

Re: DFC on HITC Sevens YouTube Channel

"Hartlepool Town": superb - albeit accidental - trolling of Pools by Alfie there.

Aside from the Vase/Trophy error and hearing the perennial misconception that we went out of business and are now a phoenix club being trotted out again, that was as entertaining as ever.
by Vokuhila
Tue Jul 13, 2021 9:56 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Tadcaster Albion - preseason friendly
Replies: 117
Views: 35450

Re: Darlington V Tadcaster Albion - preseason friendly

onewayup - I'll give you a million drachma if you write your next post and don't use the word 'safe' or talk about people exposing themselves.
by Vokuhila
Tue Jul 13, 2021 9:31 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: George Smith
Replies: 35
Views: 13904

Re: George Smith

Old Git wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:25 am
Vokuhila wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 9:19 pm
There's one Smith getting criminally overlooked here.
Sorry forgot about Granny!
Jeff!

I was talking about Jeff...
by Vokuhila
Fri Jul 02, 2021 9:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: George Smith
Replies: 35
Views: 13904

Re: George Smith

There's one Smith getting criminally overlooked here.
by Vokuhila
Sun May 23, 2021 3:27 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Local'ish clubs released lists
Replies: 125
Views: 60586

Re: Local'ish clubs released lists

The Japanese Mercedes of non-league centre backs.
by Vokuhila
Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Local'ish clubs released lists
Replies: 125
Views: 60586

Re: Local'ish clubs released lists

Some faint 'I'd like him back - would you like him back?' vibes emanating from this thread today.
by Vokuhila
Thu May 06, 2021 11:29 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: 6 players leave
Replies: 226
Views: 93200

Re: 6 players leave

The situation has just been exasperated somewhat by Campbell also signing for Gateshead. One of my favourite malaprops. In reference to Old Git's post further up, is 28/29 considered to be over the hill these days? I always thought the general consensus was that most players are generally in their ...