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by jacka1960
Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:34 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Thatcher's Dead
Replies: 180
Views: 47709

Re: Thatcher's Dead

The captain of HMS Conqueror actually challenged the order to sink the belgrano but to tell the truth I would have sank the fucker on the spot! You don't let battleships cruise around! I would have told the Argentinians we had a nuclear sub in buenos Aries harbour and we were going to nuke them if ...
by jacka1960
Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:06 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Can we re-arrange Guisborough for a Saturday now?
Replies: 7
Views: 1621

Re: Can we re-arrange Guisborough for a Saturday now?

It'll be nice if we could arrange it for Saturday 4th May as exciles like myself would be able to come up and increase revenue but like everyone on here has already mentioned the FA are cocks and want to shaft Darlo left, right and centre! I'm back in darlo that weekend with my family! Play on the ...
by jacka1960
Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Update - from the NL
Replies: 63
Views: 6778

Re: Update - from the NL

A further update: I went back to Mike Appelby to clarify matters after my conversation with Tony Golightly. He reiterated to me that the deadline of Midnight May 7th stands. He must receive promotion nominations from each league by that date. He is sending out an email to all leagues to remind them...
by jacka1960
Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:24 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Lack of Police Yesterday - Why ?
Replies: 30
Views: 4698

Re: Lack of Police Yesterday - Why ?

Rumps, DL5, DTID.... ...you are all on the same page!!! 100% of the blame has to be on the sloped shoulders of the scroats that caused the problem. Looking from afar, a key thing here is that the phrase "they are known" keeps popping up...so I can expect a public announcement by the end of the day n...
by jacka1960
Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:13 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: NOW ONLINE: Hoodies, Polos, T-Shirts, Hats, Scarves etc...
Replies: 19
Views: 3122

Re: NOW ONLINE: Hoodies, Polos, T-Shirts, Hats, Scarves etc.

Hilly, this is probably going to blow your mind, but have you considered selling ponchos from the online shop? You could maybe even get them branded, like with the Darlo badge for example. I'm a bit surprised no-one else has thought of them to be honest! WE DID!!! weeks and weeks ago, there was a w...
by jacka1960
Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:07 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Why won't my iPad connect to
Replies: 7
Views: 2215

Re: Why won't my iPad connect to

Thanks one and all. My question was a bit unclear. I am actually having probs setting up a mail account on the iPad. Your replies have given me something to do tonight whilst her indoors watches "Strictly" or whatever I have an ipad working on my NTL e-mail account, if you are still stuck send me a...
by jacka1960
Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:44 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The pre-match bother today.
Replies: 42
Views: 6335

Re: The pre-match bother today.

oh bloody hell..... ...as a southern exile i pick up my information from a range of sources so picking out the the key facts.. 4/5 pissed/drugged up idiots showed how tough they were by giving a kicking to a bloke before the match? It was broken up by volunteer stewards/darlo fans Police attended an...
by jacka1960
Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:45 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Hillsborough
Replies: 41
Views: 6403

Hillsborough

Funny that, I didn't mention anyone drinking or being drunk? now you are being a pedant..my comment was in quotes. "late" a report prior to the game mentioned the inadequacies of the turnstiles, calculations showed that all ticket holders for that stand could not be processed into the ground until ...
by jacka1960
Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:37 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Hillsborough
Replies: 41
Views: 6403

Hillsborough

Having taken the time to read the panels report, jazz and Liddle you disgust me... ......the list of blame is long... ...the fa for sanctioning a game in a ground without the ground complying to their own safety rules... ...swfc not reducing the ground capacity or improving the turnstiles despite cr...
by jacka1960
Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:52 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jeff winter
Replies: 3
Views: 1220

Re: Jeff winter

Fibonacci0112358 wrote:
piggy wrote:Something to do about some anti catholic remarks he made on his website
That was back in December 2011.

Or has he made another comment?
No it's the same comments, but the date is irrelevant, sectarianism is naughty :thumbdown:
by jacka1960
Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:49 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: I don't wish to start a debate on religion but.....
Replies: 51
Views: 8205

Re: I don't wish to start a debate on religion but.....

Religion was made to control people. That is what it is used for, especially in Asia. Deep George, very deep. How do men make women do what they want in countries like Saudi? Religion. Same with some Christians in the US. Same with some jews. I remember reading an article a little while ago about J...
by jacka1960
Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:05 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Toilets
Replies: 21
Views: 3352

Re: Toilets

Lost count of the number of times I've been on a night out, in a club or bar, and birds who have got sick of queuing have decided to use the gents, so fair game I'm afraid. i once went to the toilets in Routes66 to find a lass squatting in the urinal taking a piss, then she had the cheek to tell me...
by jacka1960
Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:47 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Adam rundle has signed for west auckland
Replies: 30
Views: 4445

Re: Adam rundle has signed for west auckland

I pull out half way through because I'm a catholic!!! :)
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:17 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Discussions continue over empty Darlington Arena
Replies: 16
Views: 4060

Re: Discussions continue over empty Darlington Arena

Lawman3 wrote:Or start a Darlington Beach Volleyball team. I'm sure that would fill it.
..some of those delicate flowers of darlington womenhood in bikinis' covered in sand????
They'd look like giant potato croquettes..... :thumbdown: :sick: :sick:
by jacka1960
Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:48 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather
Replies: 43
Views: 5592

Re: Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather

Just back from the civic. This play is brilliant! The message is clear, just go and see it. Simple. Oh, I can't see what the argument is about! There's only one club that could turn an evening at the theatre into a tissy fit. And my dad was bigger than your dad. (Probably). Precisely why I said "he...
by jacka1960
Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather
Replies: 43
Views: 5592

Re: Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather

Excellent stuff!! credit to Doug and Shaun for organising it, well worth a look people. To be fair, they were asked to come to Darlington by doug and Shaun but the organising has been down to 1883 and the volunteers. Credits go to ray Simpson for sourcing the programme printers and aiding in the de...
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo polos
Replies: 16
Views: 4064

Re: Darlo polos

I cut quite a dash in the black one i bought on saturday!!! good value for money as well :)
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Crook Match Photos
Replies: 1
Views: 1710

Re: Crook Match Photos

Who's the caveman playing for crook?????
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Club Shop
Replies: 13
Views: 4030

Re: Club Shop

Bought meself a cheeky little polo shirt there on Saturday, bargain at £21 :)
I shall be wearing it with pride will strolling the fair streets of Chelmsford ...
by jacka1960
Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:49 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Time for a new religion debate
Replies: 36
Views: 6849

Time for a new religion debate

Oh you are all going to hell....you'll be dangling in chains between adolf and she-who-must-not-be-named and made to watch darlo vs pool games for eternity.....but only the games the poolies win!
by jacka1960
Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:17 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Crook Town v Darlington Match Thread
Replies: 98
Views: 11490

Crook Town v Darlington Match Thread

Crowd size?
by jacka1960
Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:39 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Music for the team to run out to!!
Replies: 14
Views: 3363

Re: Music for the team to run out to!!

My silly suggestions, as it's Friday and I'm in a good mood because I'm coming up to Darlo for a visit :)) The okey-cokey...in-out-in-out they shake us all about..... We get knocked down... Singh, if you're glad to gay...(one for the grammar junkies, see what I did there...) Singh'ing in the rain by...
by jacka1960
Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:31 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Shop News
Replies: 26
Views: 4444

Re: Shop News

What a knob Jazz really is, get a grip of your life! Either learn to detect when someones having a laugh or fuck off you precious little bender. Do anything other than critise anybody and everybody for once in your life.... Behave you two....you are both now trolling Visiting Darlo at the weekend s...
by jacka1960
Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: It's the Uncovered Open Beta - AND IT'S LIVE!
Replies: 27
Views: 4475

Re: It's the Uncovered Open Beta - AND IT'S LIVE!

Jazz Maverick wrote:Yeah, I just fancied banging out some faux outrage.
oh get you mon petit choux.....
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
by jacka1960
Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:59 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Non League Zone
Replies: 163
Views: 28880

Non League Zone

Well it seems like ive caused abit of a stir, i look forward to watching your crowds dwindle at west auckland and seeing ou win fuck all. See you next month ;) disappointed in some of my fellow posters, rising to the bait of this troll and doing so with such poor language. Thing I'll volunteer my s...
by jacka1960
Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:52 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Crook Town v Darlington - Anyone want to report?
Replies: 6
Views: 2449

Re: Crook Town v Darlington - Anyone want to report?

scullion wrote:Of cause or give me a text on ***********
oh Andy man...get your number off!!!! You'll have every troll this side of the black stump sending you shite!!!!!! :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
by jacka1960
Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:24 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Players at the Civic
Replies: 3
Views: 2756

Re: Players at the Civic

Darlington 1883 manager Martin Gray has pledged his support for the fundraising initiative Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather http://www.darlofc.co.uk/news.php?NewsID=946 Please, can Martin be the Darlington manager on our forums/posts etc.... ....it's just a small way of sticking up two fingers :thumb...
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Support Uncovered through Amazon
Replies: 46
Views: 319420

Re: Support Uncovered and DFC through Amazon

mikkyx wrote:
charlie wrote:Just spent £15.51 on amazon
You're the one who ordered Fifty Shades Of bleedin' Grey, aren't ya?
I'm going to buy it.....just so Darlo gets my dosh.....obviously :mrgreen:
by jacka1960
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:22 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Northallerton this Monday
Replies: 22
Views: 6982

Re: Northallerton this Monday

Would have gone but will be busy in the souks of Marrakech and looking for a holiday gaff there. Enjoy the weather chaps :thumbup: Wow you are so working class comrade Too right comrade. Sharing my wealth with the poor people of Arabia :thumbup: Am going dark for a week, have fun chaps :wave: Then ...
by jacka1960
Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:51 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: I.T. scam
Replies: 11
Views: 2316

Re: I.T. scam

Yep it's a known scam.... ...now here's a tip, go onto internet and look up the Telephone Preference Service.. ....register all your phones on that, then use the link to the Mailing Preference Service and do the same with your address.... ...This will reduce down the number off annoying (legit) tele...