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by joejaques
Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:08 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Asante
Replies: 25
Views: 3922

Re: Asante

I think we saw his car on the A1 pre match - black Mercedes, fancy plate. 1NJ UR3D Very good.......and true! An anagram of " Asante groin strain " is " gains insane traitor " Nice try but I think you have used I 3x in gains insane traitor and Asante groin strain only has 2. Sorry it is the teacher ...
by joejaques
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:24 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: South Shields v Darlo
Replies: 93
Views: 9869

Re: South Shields v Darlo

Mught even watch the highlights this week. Haven't had the bottle to do it for months. :D :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blood on hands/heads must roll
Replies: 178
Views: 10721

Re: Blood on hands/heads must roll

Ahh I forgot the season finished in September! If the board were so confident in Armstrong’s ability to give him a two year deal then they were stupid to get rid so soon in the season especially if there was money still in the kitty. Even if Armstrong had stayed we would not be in this mess now, we...
by joejaques
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC Hall of Fame
Replies: 2
Views: 963

Re: Darlington FC Hall of Fame

Bump

Guess who one of my nominations was. :roll: :D
by joejaques
Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: v Tamworth
Replies: 93
Views: 8599

Re: v Tamworth

He sounds like a villain from a Batman film :evil: Yes, I think it's helpful to see the funny side of life in Darloland at times like this. Alun Armstrong would have to be The Penguin and if The Natural could see this they might get over him. Hodgsons' more excitable moments made him sound like The...
by joejaques
Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Southport
Replies: 95
Views: 24273

Re: Southport

Well, the flame of hope was rapidly extinguished. :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Who are you going to be marked by?
Replies: 7
Views: 3279

Re: Who are you going to be marked by?

Including Neil Warnock - he tells a heart warming story about Pev warming his ribs when Warnock was at Hartlepool. Oldsters might remember Ray Yeoman 'marking' Alex Jeffrey in a crunch(ing) match at Feethams against Doncaster. Todays players don't know how lucky they are. My first footballing hero ...
by joejaques
Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:04 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: They don't think much of our chances
Replies: 40
Views: 30076

Re: They don't think much of our chances

What a terrible year it's been! I'm not sure I've seen such a bad run of form stretching out over a calendar year before. :thumbdown: Usually seasons divide things up but this year it's been the same s***/different day. The way last season petered out - then the way this season has been so poor, an...
by joejaques
Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:20 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo in Need
Replies: 2
Views: 2447

Re: Darlo in Need

leedscol wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:14 pm
Donations/Ideas welcome
Mr Q could wear a patch over one eye. :roll:
by joejaques
Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 30997

Re: Darlo v Chester

3-2 win, 33/1 with Betfred :D :roll: Did you place a bet? Fair play to the team and management, off the bottom and now potentially 6 points from safety if you allow for current goal difference we probably need that extra point. On to Tuesday now. Only small stakes, but enough to get me down the pub...
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 30997

Re: Darlo v Chester

3-2 win, 33/1 with Betfred :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:48 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 30997

Re: Darlo v Chester

As Long John Baldry sang, "What Have I Been Drinking" 3-0 :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 30997

Re: Darlo v Chester

Whoo Hooo 2 up, am U dreaming? :D :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:23 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 30997

Re: Darlo v Chester

That's what we need, an own goal. Any port in a storm. :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 04, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Farsley
Replies: 58
Views: 17133

Re: Farsley

FFS a Darlo goal from open play. Good job I haven't binned my betting slip for the title. :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:03 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jim Provett
Replies: 36
Views: 13367

Re: Jim Provett

There seems to be a lot of backbiting at present because Darlo are sat bottom of the league with 5 wins all year. There's a lot of passing the buck. Hatfield not included. ;) A bit less passing the buck and a bit more passing the ball TO A DARLO PLAYER would be welcome. Corrected for you :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:59 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Blyth
Replies: 65
Views: 15188

Re: Darlington V Blyth

I’ve had the crystal ball out and I predict 6 points from the 2 games this week, both by a 1-0 score line. Yes nurse I am coming for my medication 😂 Has the nurse brought clean sheets with her? :roll: So the nurse did bring the clean sheet, pity she didn't bring viagra as well, we might have scored...
by joejaques
Mon Oct 23, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Blyth
Replies: 65
Views: 15188

Re: Darlington V Blyth

Old Git wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2023 2:36 pm
I’ve had the crystal ball out and I predict 6 points from the 2 games this week, both by a 1-0 score line.
Yes nurse I am coming for my medication 😂
Has the nurse brought clean sheets with her? :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Oct 14, 2023 2:28 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kings Lyn
Replies: 111
Views: 27496

Re: Kings Lyn

New management team, same shucking fambles in defence :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: POLL: Mid-Season Boost the Budget?
Replies: 21
Views: 6613

Re: POLL: Mid-Season Boost the Budget?

Armin :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Aug 26, 2023 4:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Alfreton V Darlington
Replies: 44
Views: 9991

Re: Alfreton V Darlington

The season starts here :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Aug 22, 2023 3:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hartlepool for sale.
Replies: 4
Views: 5612

Re: Hartlepool for sale.

jjljks wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:53 am
Was Raj Singh a Salesforce training india graduate?
No, he failed to graduate. :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Aug 22, 2023 3:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hartlepool for sale.
Replies: 4
Views: 5612

Re: Hartlepool for sale.

jjljks wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:53 am
Was Raj Singh a Salesforce training india graduate?
No, he failed to graduate. :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:42 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Squad numbers
Replies: 3
Views: 1570

Re: Squad numbers

Anyone else think it's odd that we have 1-11, then nobody with numbers 12-19 and then they start again from 20+? Are '1's more expensive to print on the back of shirts? Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk Maybe we are expecting a raft of new signings for numbers 12 to 19, with numbers 20+ unlik...
by joejaques
Wed Jul 05, 2023 4:29 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Glenn Taylor
Replies: 19
Views: 4000

Re: Glenn Taylor

shildonlad wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:06 pm
Montgomery in goal is a good signing but that more to tie in with his other jobs/business. Hardly as if they paid gateshead a fortune signing fee
Cross eyed Jim must be getting on a bit now. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Anyone like a curry
Replies: 10
Views: 2337

Re: Anyone like a curry

Any chance of getting Arsenal's new signing on loan? Curry and Rice sound like a good combination to me, :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:34 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Aaron Martin wanted from Gateshead
Replies: 82
Views: 13612

Re: Aaron Martin wanted from Gateshead

It's a shame that people like to spread unsubstantiated stories. It's also a shame that some people are gullible enough to believe them and even give them some credence by putting them on this forum for others to embellish if they so wished. This forum is getting more and more like the BBC News wit...
by joejaques
Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:32 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Make or break season for AA
Replies: 89
Views: 19887

Re: Make or break season for AA

Given the record BTB and an already more than decent squad in place, I feel that we must make the playoffs this upcoming season and if we don't then we should consider, whether AA's time is up. Bloody hell Pete, you're allowing yourself plenty of time for axe sharpening. Fixtures aren't even out ye...
by joejaques
Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Conlon in his Man City days!
Replies: 24
Views: 3763

Re: Conlon in his Man City days!

ralphb wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:47 pm
Barry Colon was brilliant when he returned to the Arena , when playing for Bradford City!
Freudian slip? :D :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Jun 20, 2023 6:22 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Conlon in his Man City days!
Replies: 24
Views: 3763

Re: Conlon in his Man City days!

He must have been on Slimline Guinness in those days. :roll: