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by joejaques
Thu Mar 07, 2024 12:28 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: What's the point of fan ownership?
Replies: 63
Views: 4285

Re: What's the point of fan ownership?

don'tbuythesun wrote:
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:48 pm
Fascinating for a first post and a link I can't open and interesting that Kali has posted a reply for the first time in three years. Mates or the same person. Suspicious behaviours or maybe genuine?
Me too, please enlighten us :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:38 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tin shed flicking light
Replies: 4
Views: 969

Re: Tin shed flicking light

How many rugby players does it take to change a light bulb? :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo V Scunthorpe
Replies: 72
Views: 7191

Re: Darlo V Scunthorpe

Is it too ;late for a play-off push? :D :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo V Scunthorpe
Replies: 72
Views: 7191

Re: Darlo V Scunthorpe

Sadly no Rivers or Liddle. I still think a physio update like we had previously would be helpful. I'm ambivalent about Asante but confused as this was from the Curzon preview: Akwasi Asante is out with a groin injury, but he hopes to be back in full training on Thursday. No mention of Moke so presu...
by joejaques
Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Curzon V Darlington
Replies: 101
Views: 7703

Re: Curzon V Darlington

Does this mean we'll be odds on to win on Saturday for the first time since Moby Dick was a tadpole? :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Curzon V Darlington
Replies: 101
Views: 7703

Re: Curzon V Darlington

Darlo_Pete wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:55 pm
Brilliant result, only 3 points off safety, although our goal difference makes it effectively 4. Ten games left, game on.
Only ten? Who's dropped out of the league? :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Curzon V Darlington
Replies: 101
Views: 7703

Re: Curzon V Darlington

Six minutes Fergie Time :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Curzon V Darlington
Replies: 101
Views: 7703

Re: Curzon V Darlington

Got a second, Hatfield 30 yard screamer. :D :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:22 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Curzon V Darlington
Replies: 101
Views: 7703

Re: Curzon V Darlington

1-0 up, Toby Lees, maybe the season really has started now. :D :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:08 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Asante
Replies: 47
Views: 6435

Re: Asante

I think we saw his car on the A1 pre match - black Mercedes, fancy plate. 1NJ UR3D Very good.......and true! An anagram of " Asante groin strain " is " gains insane traitor " Nice try but I think you have used I 3x in gains insane traitor and Asante groin strain only has 2. Sorry it is the teacher ...
by joejaques
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:24 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: South Shields v Darlo
Replies: 93
Views: 10727

Re: South Shields v Darlo

Mught even watch the highlights this week. Haven't had the bottle to do it for months. :D :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blood on hands/heads must roll
Replies: 180
Views: 12000

Re: Blood on hands/heads must roll

Ahh I forgot the season finished in September! If the board were so confident in Armstrong’s ability to give him a two year deal then they were stupid to get rid so soon in the season especially if there was money still in the kitty. Even if Armstrong had stayed we would not be in this mess now, we...
by joejaques
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC Hall of Fame
Replies: 2
Views: 1023

Re: Darlington FC Hall of Fame

Bump

Guess who one of my nominations was. :roll: :D
by joejaques
Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: v Tamworth
Replies: 93
Views: 9691

Re: v Tamworth

He sounds like a villain from a Batman film :evil: Yes, I think it's helpful to see the funny side of life in Darloland at times like this. Alun Armstrong would have to be The Penguin and if The Natural could see this they might get over him. Hodgsons' more excitable moments made him sound like The...
by joejaques
Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:16 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Southport
Replies: 95
Views: 25000

Re: Southport

Well, the flame of hope was rapidly extinguished. :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:04 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: They don't think much of our chances
Replies: 40
Views: 30311

Re: They don't think much of our chances

What a terrible year it's been! I'm not sure I've seen such a bad run of form stretching out over a calendar year before. :thumbdown: Usually seasons divide things up but this year it's been the same s***/different day. The way last season petered out - then the way this season has been so poor, an...
by joejaques
Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:20 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo in Need
Replies: 2
Views: 2469

Re: Darlo in Need

leedscol wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:14 pm
Donations/Ideas welcome
Mr Q could wear a patch over one eye. :roll:
by joejaques
Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 31302

Re: Darlo v Chester

3-2 win, 33/1 with Betfred :D :roll: Did you place a bet? Fair play to the team and management, off the bottom and now potentially 6 points from safety if you allow for current goal difference we probably need that extra point. On to Tuesday now. Only small stakes, but enough to get me down the pub...
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 31302

Re: Darlo v Chester

3-2 win, 33/1 with Betfred :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:48 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 31302

Re: Darlo v Chester

As Long John Baldry sang, "What Have I Been Drinking" 3-0 :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 31302

Re: Darlo v Chester

Whoo Hooo 2 up, am U dreaming? :D :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:23 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo v Chester
Replies: 99
Views: 31302

Re: Darlo v Chester

That's what we need, an own goal. Any port in a storm. :D :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 04, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Farsley
Replies: 58
Views: 17282

Re: Farsley

FFS a Darlo goal from open play. Good job I haven't binned my betting slip for the title. :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:03 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jim Provett
Replies: 36
Views: 13492

Re: Jim Provett

There seems to be a lot of backbiting at present because Darlo are sat bottom of the league with 5 wins all year. There's a lot of passing the buck. Hatfield not included. ;) A bit less passing the buck and a bit more passing the ball TO A DARLO PLAYER would be welcome. Corrected for you :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:59 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Blyth
Replies: 65
Views: 15432

Re: Darlington V Blyth

I’ve had the crystal ball out and I predict 6 points from the 2 games this week, both by a 1-0 score line. Yes nurse I am coming for my medication 😂 Has the nurse brought clean sheets with her? :roll: So the nurse did bring the clean sheet, pity she didn't bring viagra as well, we might have scored...
by joejaques
Mon Oct 23, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Blyth
Replies: 65
Views: 15432

Re: Darlington V Blyth

Old Git wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2023 2:36 pm
I’ve had the crystal ball out and I predict 6 points from the 2 games this week, both by a 1-0 score line.
Yes nurse I am coming for my medication 😂
Has the nurse brought clean sheets with her? :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Oct 14, 2023 2:28 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kings Lyn
Replies: 111
Views: 27778

Re: Kings Lyn

New management team, same shucking fambles in defence :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: POLL: Mid-Season Boost the Budget?
Replies: 21
Views: 6669

Re: POLL: Mid-Season Boost the Budget?

Armin :roll:
by joejaques
Sat Aug 26, 2023 4:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Alfreton V Darlington
Replies: 44
Views: 10088

Re: Alfreton V Darlington

The season starts here :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Aug 22, 2023 3:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hartlepool for sale.
Replies: 4
Views: 5674

Re: Hartlepool for sale.

jjljks wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:53 am
Was Raj Singh a Salesforce training india graduate?
No, he failed to graduate. :roll: