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by Darlospike
Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:13 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 20
Views: 1813

Re: Caption Competition

"Thats fookin Crusher there! Im gonna chiv the twat!"
by Darlospike
Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:26 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Squad Shake Up?
Replies: 7
Views: 1429

Re: Squad Shake Up?

Id take the bullet!
by Darlospike
Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:23 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: chris brass own goal just been on tv
Replies: 3
Views: 914

Re: chris brass own goal just been on tv

top header :clap:
by Darlospike
Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:13 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The Curse of the non descript Shirt
Replies: 8
Views: 1576

Re: The Curse of the non descript Shirt

trotskycat wrote:Conference Champions - Hooped shirt
4th Division Champions - Hooped shirt
First Wembley appearance - Hoops up until final
FA Trophy winners - Hooped shirt

Don't mess with the hoops...
This man knows his gravy.... :thumbup:
by Darlospike
Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Squad Shake Up?
Replies: 7
Views: 1429

Re: Squad Shake Up?

mrcoops1984 wrote:Clayton Fortune was absolutely dire.
And thats being very,very fookin polite! :thumbdown:
by Darlospike
Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Squad Shake Up?
Replies: 7
Views: 1429

Re: Squad Shake Up?

Sorry you lost me at Clayton! :wtf:
by Darlospike
Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:50 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: BSP Fantasy Football
Replies: 13
Views: 1372

Re: BSP Fantasy Football

BUMP!!!!
Is this still going or am i just wasting more time on top of the time ive already wasted?? :thumbdown:
by Darlospike
Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: BSP Fantasy Football
Replies: 13
Views: 1372

BSP Fantasy Football

Hey guys, does anyone know when we can expect the first update or have i missed it? Cheers!
by Darlospike
Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:32 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington v Braintree Town
Replies: 36
Views: 3885

Re: Darlington v Braintree Town

Darlo 3 Braintree 1

Hatch 1, Walshaw 1, MBW 1

Attendance 1970
Away 60
by Darlospike
Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:06 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo Uncovered BSP Fantasy League
Replies: 41
Views: 3746

Re: Darlo Uncovered BSP Fantasy League

All sorted and maxed my budget!! Soz chairman!!! :shh:

Howay whos your dodgiest signing??? You must have one with that budget??
Mines Mr Daryl Clare!!! Oh God!!! :D
by Darlospike
Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:07 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Leaders
Replies: 9
Views: 1517

Re: Leaders

walshys_wingman_11 wrote:both Devos and Lidds were better individual defenders but Crosby was more vocal in a Tony Adams type of mould.
Well Crozzer and Adams certainly had alot in common......both ugly gets with huge beaks!!! Dont think Crozzer managed to bed Caprice like.... :thumbup: but yeah both very vocal!
by Darlospike
Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:54 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Leaders
Replies: 9
Views: 1517

Re: Leaders

walshys_wingman_11 wrote:Who is the best leader we have had in your time of watching Darlo ? Andy Crosby for me. If Lee is half as good at leading and organising as AC then we will be fine next season.
Would have to be Jason Devos for me! absolute rock and lead by example.
by Darlospike
Sat May 21, 2011 7:55 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Previous "Big" signings
Replies: 67
Views: 4332

Re: Previous "Big" signings

What about big Victor Kazule?? or Richard "im better than Darlo" Offiong???
by Darlospike
Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Old Skool Darlo pics...
Replies: 9
Views: 988

Re: Old Skool Darlo pics...

Ha ha ha, yes good point, well put!! :D
by Darlospike
Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:55 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Old Skool Darlo pics...
Replies: 9
Views: 988

Re: Old Skool Darlo pics...

Me too! some proper old grounds and some very fond memories....dont miss those bloody metal fences, it was like being a zoo exhibit!!! :shock:
by Darlospike
Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Paul Terry...
Replies: 16
Views: 4036

Re: Paul Terry...

He has just overcome a major injury!! The lad wont even be match fit yet!!! jesus christ!....
by Darlospike
Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:14 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Dan Burn
Replies: 36
Views: 5266

Re: Dan Burn

in one statement you say he will be a standard lower league CB at best...........then you say hes abosultely brilliant at this level....(lower league)???? At the end of the day, Dan has got the world at his feet and will only come on more in the next few years until he peaks. He has everything in hi...
by Darlospike
Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:10 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: This A Player..........
Replies: 5
Views: 1123

This A Player..........

Seems to bang goals in most weeks.....wonder if hes on Coops radar????? :silent:
by Darlospike
Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Crawley pay £100 K for
Replies: 11
Views: 1618

Re: Crawley pay £100 K for

SuperQuaker wrote:And (once again) none of the footballing authorities are asking any questions at all about this latest "boom & bust" strategy.
stinks doesnt it! i think it was former sports minister, Mr Carbone who said " The FA is not fit for purpose! mint!
by Darlospike
Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:46 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Nice to be invisible
Replies: 11
Views: 1683

Re: Nice to be invisible

In the words of the late, great Micheal Jackson..... "FOOK ME!, SHAMONE!!" :shock:
by Darlospike
Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:36 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Coops wasting no time!
Replies: 4
Views: 751

Coops wasting no time!

After what can be descibed as a rollercoaster pre season so far (to put it fookin mildly!), its good to see Coops has wasted no time selecting his targets and making official approaches for them. With this in mind and providing we keep the Welsh tw@ts signings, and a few of those Coops has targeted ...
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:36 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 950

Re: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!

No Hilly i was stating facts, however dont let that get in the way of another good old whinge hey........

And Bish!!! this ones for all you out in the sticks types.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg-CK0Te ... re=related

Only joking mate obviously :D
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:59 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 950

Re: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!

Hilly, Hilly, Hilly.....I may not have been posting regularly of late, but i still read the board, and you my friend have made FOOK ALL contribution of any note to a thread since Lady Diana was taking it up the wrongun from Will Carling!!! You call Ned a "fuckwit" but at least he actually posts Darl...
by Darlospike
Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:00 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 950

Re: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!

Not me Pete! He will muller me!!! :shock: ;)
by Darlospike
Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:55 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FAO Ned Flanders!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 950

FAO Ned Flanders!!!!

Sorry bruv couldnt resist :angel: :clap: :wtf:
by Darlospike
Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:35 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Slowest Darlo player you've ever seen
Replies: 57
Views: 3931

Re: Slowest Darlo player you've ever seen

Brian Close had the turning circle of the QE2!
by Darlospike
Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:54 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Not posted in a while....
Replies: 1
Views: 584

Not posted in a while....

But felt the need to. This situation now beggars belief! I am seriously getting worried as to what Raj is feeling right now, i mean he must be thinking why the hell am i bothering?
I for one wouldnt/couldnt blame him!
by Darlospike
Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:07 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Foster Wants To Stay
Replies: 22
Views: 1892

Re: Foster Wants To Stay

Good news......just hope someone agrees to honour the contract.
by Darlospike
Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Todd In Journal
Replies: 1
Views: 883

Re: Todd In Journal

Im starting to buy the Journal more and more, some very good articles in there about us recently and actual journalism in evidence too!
by Darlospike
Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:16 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: JefftheRef: A Question
Replies: 6
Views: 1710

Re: JefftheRef: A Question

Quakerz wrote:In the 60's and 70's you had to almost decapitate your opponent to get booked. Now you get sent off for looking at your opponent.

Bring back violence I say.

Absofuckinlutely! This used to be a mans game......once...... :thumbdown: