Darlo Uncovered

Singh: "So, what makes you suitable for the job as Darlington Manager?"

Possible candidate: "I'm scared, those people walking dogs outside the window are looking directly at me. Tell them to stop."

Paul Connor: "Hold me."

Put it this way: I would prefer Maddison and Liddle in charge than Todd.

Says the obviously not-at-all biased Poolie.

Just out of interest, WTF does disengenuous mean? You'd struggle to find that in the dictionary. OHHHH you meant disINgenuous.

Now that Todd has gone I may pop along actually!

Gall was s*** enough last time we has here to suggest he will still be just as s***. If I played up front, then I would run my socks off, doesn't mean I'll do anything important like scoring goals though!

walshys_wingman_11 wrote:

Quakerz wrote:Here we go again...

meaning ?

Meaning you're talking out of your arse.

Over 30 then?

If I post another negative thing, making it a double negative, will I be removed again? If so, ROH IS GAY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is there something negative about being gay? I take it you don't know many gay people then. I have a couple of gay mates and they're always saying "that's gay!" as a so...

alleztfc wrote:(All) This club is fucked. Let's go.

You have the wit and imagination of a mentally retarded hamster with one leg.

If I post another negative thing, making it a double negative, will I be removed again? If so, ROH IS GAY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

going_back_to_cali wrote:And the monkey is revealed!!!!!!!

Crusher was dave!

Damn, I was hoping he could find out whether or not Steve Foster likes ham and pineapple pizzas. I guess I'll never know now...

...because people are not going to pay £18 to watch an unbearably unentertaining match, which is what I've just said. It isn't worth the money. I don't think dropping the prices will help either, but the combination of crap football where we are bound to lose and the £18 tag is always going to equat...

Maybe your well connected mate could find out Convery's shoe size while he's at it. Also, I'm intrigued as to what Ian Miller has for his tea on a Thursday. Get your mate on the case.

JABWootton wrote:The way we are playing at the moment it seems like the whole team has sex twice.
Once before the game then we get totally f***ed during it.

Just because he has named himself crusher does not mean he is the crusher from the old site. He could be fucking anybody. I could create an account called "Quakerz58" but that doesn't make me Quakerz. Also, as if Todd would tell anybody those types of things, and especially not to a random businessm...

When the fuck did I say drop the prices? I wouldn't even pay a tenner to watch the current crop of shite, because it still isn't worth it. I was getting at how rubbish the team is more than the prices.

"One thing for sure it ain't worth £18 thats for sure!"

I think, in one sentence, you've just hit the nail on the head as to why our attendances are so low. It just isn't worth the money.

I know what you're saying but the reason why we have had such a problem with the full back positions is because we keep putting centre backs there, therefore putting another centre back at right back, regardless of his supposed ability (you're just assuming he is better than what we have), is not wo...

On a separate note, who the hell would call their son John if their surname was Johnson? I wonder if his middle name is John as well...

According to the radio this morning hes mainly a centre back. Dont you think we have enough centre backs who are playing at full back already? we certainly have enough shite centre backs playing full back, im sure johnson would be a marked improvement on bringing bains in ...but he'd still be a cen...

"Pools MY TEAM, whether first team, reserves or youth team yes OVER THE MOON, when we win, and over the moon, when a decision goes in our favour."

WTF is going on with that sentence?

You have my permission to assume whatever you like.

Fetish_bob wrote:He actually scored a cracking goal which the referee ruled out as he blow to quick for a Boro free kick.

Curled in from 20-25 yards, have to admit it was a good finish, over the moon ref had already blown.

You were over the moon about a reserve match? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

darlojc wrote:Spy-How many hours of searching the net did this take you?

Not long. I tried typing Todd Gone into Google and it was the 4th link down or something.

Penney was overrated as a manager.

mrcoops1984 wrote:See, I'd pick Thorpe over Conlon any day.

Which proves you know fuck all. At least Conlon scored goals.

This Dan Burn cannot be any worse than anyone else we have seen at left back this season, surely.

We're going down.

Thomas Butler!