Darlo Uncovered

Scratch that. Just read your post on the poolie thread and assume you're one of our primate neighbours.

part_time_loid wrote:He's garbage. Gifted both Swansea goals today with poor goalkeeping. About darlo standard!

Great post. Obviously another well informed poster who knows exactly what he's talking about to welcome to the online community .

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sasha44 wrote:Brill. We could chant this chorus at the matches.

Or not perhaps?

Wasn't it Keltie scored that absolute belter that nearly broke the net at Shrewsbury away? Like the W£st touch-very clever! Correct! That corner routine was perhaps the highlight of Mick Tait's time in charge. Ashley Nicholls to little Hodgy who'd dummy it leaving it to Keltie to have a thump from ...

.......... running right through the club from top to bottom. We have a chairman who seems to say and do the right things - A manager who wants to stay, and who gets the best out of his players - Players who keep their discipline (apart from the one who was sacked!) Stewards and staff members who a...

beatroute66 wrote:Is he resting his pint on Jimmy Savile's head?

Class!!!

Cracking pair of man tits you've got there poolie lad.

agree with big tims team.. Are the pair of you on crack?! Why on earth would you change the formation of a team that's won 14 from 15? To drop one of our two best players this season in Purewal or Nicholls in place of a predominantly holding midfielder would be pure idiocy. Thankfully that won't ha...

Yes, I don't get to every game mind. Saying that I was at Billingham on Saturday and fancy it again this weekend. Just give us a shout if you're ever in need of a lift.

Travelodge. Was booked a few months in advance at £25/man. Very basic but clean, that's all you need. I think there's a few in the town. Seriously though, make sure you get in the Flagship.

Right then Parky, where to start. The place is a complete s*** tip but if you're going in a big group you'll have an absolute ball. Make sure you get into the Flagship as well. On Saturday there was (to name a few of things I remember) - a packed dancefloor raving it up, tits hanging out everywhere ...

27 of us off there this weekend Parky so I'll report back.

Heard it's a proper dump like.

I'm not expert by any stretch of the imagination but he looked like a big lard arsed pudding to me. I'm sure anyone less than half decent would see him off. Points for comedy value though, words to the effect of "the Klitschko's wouldn't fancy fighting me". I know talking yourself up is part and par...

http://www.yorkvision.co.uk/sport/york-city-fc-are-granted-new-stadium/ I've just seen these images of York City's proposed new ground. I was under the impression that it was going to be like a bigger version of the Dartmouth stadium (i.e. it would have a little bit of character) but...nah. It's ju...

Abbott & Wijnhard. Can't understand anybody not picking Abbott - he was a class act. Hatch at his best isn't far off and the same goes for Armstrong. Armstrong only performed for half a season though - he tailed off quite badly after Christmas in his first spell and was well past it when he returne...

This is unbelievable this, it's becoming an almost weekly occurence! Anyone know how that is now? Must be about the fifth time since he went there.

I would definitely try and tempt Campbell back - I wouldn't have got rid in the first place. He never got a proper run, looked half decent when he did, and would definitely score goals in the BSN. Yeah, at least 30. Probably pushing 40-50 given that it's the division below. Walshaw scored 30 and yo...

Quakerz wrote:I would definitely try and tempt Campbell back - I wouldn't have got rid in the first place. He never got a proper run, looked half decent when he did, and would definitely score goals in the BSN.

Yeah, at least 30. Probably pushing 40-50 given that it's the division below.

Is he that sensitive? Well if the likes of you and whoever else was suggestively questioning his ability the other day would get some perspective then there wouldn't be such a problem. It'd piss me right off if someone did that after I'd put more into this club than anyone else has for the last few...

I know I'm going to get shot down here, because the manager is a club legend and hero, but can he actually manage? Todays shambles says no. Fire away everybody. Ive never really been outspoken in regards to your comments from time to time but for your comments in regards to liddle are UTTER FUCKING...

DannyBiz wrote:Don't know why we persevere with 1 up front cos we ain't got the players to play that way

Are you on fooking crack? Can't wait to hear what you reckon the better alternative would be! The stupidity of some people on here never ceases to amaze me.

I think it's pretty obvious who Quakerz is referring to and it wasn't one of the lads who came on. That said, I don't think a point like that should even be raised given the circumstances. Each and every one of them out there today deserves all the praise they get. As others have already said, some ...

Hello all, What a fantastic week this has turned out to be!!! I'll apologise in advance for this quick question, I know it'll have already been asked/answered but I've not had chance to read every post this week! Can anyone confirm when tickets are available from the ground this morning? Travelling ...

You may as well ask; "Can you predict the future" :roll: I'm usually quite good at refraining from things like this, particularly with the sheer amount of turd that gets banded around on here. However I've got to say, you really are a cocky little gobshite. Back on point, I think the only way out o...

Back onto news readers, a shout for Emma Crosby. A bit young compared to the others at 34 but needless to say she'd still get it. In the wrong un. Whether she liked it or not.

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Scratch my earlier comment about Georgie Thompson. I've just found a winner. Not that old but a genuine milf - Mrs. Robbie Keane. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=claudine+keane&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=81XmTqWJJcG...

Little Andy getting stuck into the big milkers eh, who'd have thought??? Go on Parky son!

A blast from the past here. Not looking so bad for 46.

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Inbetweeners fans will recognise this lady. 40 year old FFS!!! Unbelievable!

http://www.lazygirls.info/Belinda_Stewart_Wilson

Without a doubt the best selection to choose from. I honestly can't think of another women I'd love to knob more than Georgie. That'd be some 30 seconds that would. I'm beginning to think I'm bordering on perverted now so I'll take a backseat. Actually balls to that, I think I've already over-steppe...