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by joejaques
Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:35 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Vote for me!
Replies: 34
Views: 7613

Re: Vote for me!

DL5 wrote:
BishopQuaker wrote:I won! Thanks to everyone who voted for me to win a Freesat+ Box! You shall have to come round and watch something!
Nice one, well done :clap:

Does that mean my latest vote was wasted? :lol: :D :clap: :crazy: :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Shameless US
Replies: 11
Views: 2927

Re: Shameless US

Says it all really about the quality of American TV if they have to make a poor copy of that manky sh1te :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:17 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: new stadium name?
Replies: 13
Views: 3423

Re: new stadium name?

Could be that Bus & Train Company

The Arriva Arena :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Russell does a U-TURN!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2590

Re: Russell does a U-TURN!!!

[quote="al_quaker"]Not bad as far as these types of thread go. I do wish the season would hurry up though!![/quote]

It started last night

Fulham 3 Whoeverthefeck 0 :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tamworth manager makes appeal to fans for bed linen
Replies: 8
Views: 2610

Re: Tamworth manager makes appeal to fans for bed linen

I think it's a load of sheet :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:54 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Whats happening with the Dan Burn money?
Replies: 7
Views: 2388

Re: Whats happening with the Dan Burn money?

carver30 wrote:The reduced fee from Fulham for an earlier payment went straight into Houghtons back pocket.

Naah, it was in a binbag under the car seat................. Oooops, sorry, wrong George :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:33 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: What's Your Slogan?
Replies: 9
Views: 2743

Re: What's Your Slogan?

joejaques healthful and good.

Didn't realise how accurate these things could be!! :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:27 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Your favourite football cliches/phrases
Replies: 18
Views: 6774

Re: Your favourite football cliches/phrases

He left his foot in there!!! A misstep in the Hokey-Cokey or what? :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:22 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Vote for me!
Replies: 34
Views: 7613

Re: Vote for me!

Dunagin :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:32 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Does Anybody Know......
Replies: 4
Views: 2392

Re: Does Anybody Know......

But won't the league at least have to go along with the presumption of fair play until the appeal is heard, and postpone the issue of the fixture list? :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Vote for me!
Replies: 34
Views: 7613

Re: Vote for me!

Done
by joejaques
Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:06 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Does Anybody Know......
Replies: 4
Views: 2392

Does Anybody Know......

if Kettering's relegation and subsequent appeal are going to affect the timing of the issue of next season's fixtures? Or are they going to issue them with an "either / or" like an undecided cup tie?
by joejaques
Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:06 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: is ted
Replies: 1
Views: 1359

Re: is ted

Doesn't take much to work out why a poolie who can't spell thinks Ted was SENSIBLE :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:53 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The one player who you felt...
Replies: 24
Views: 5617

Re: The one player who you felt...

Has to be Dean Lardass - sorry - Windass :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:40 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Darlofc.co.uk
Replies: 5
Views: 1323

Re: Darlofc.co.uk

Speaking of religion, NI seems to be headed towards another era of civil unrest. The economic downturn must be to blame. Chavs with balaclavas, petrol bombs and guns with a religious orientated agenda is not a good mix. On a lighter note, I cooked colcannon with bacon yesterday. Thank you Ireland f...
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Jack Warner resigns
Replies: 18
Views: 3344

Re: Jack Warner resigns

I wonder how much he was paid to do this ?. As I have posted before, England should resign from this bunch of crooks and so should UEFA - refuse to play in the World Cup. Then they would be totally shafted. DC Then what? This is such a poorly thought out, simplistic, toys out of the pram idea. It d...
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:33 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: What is happening in Northern Ireland - Again.
Replies: 15
Views: 3329

Re: What is happening in Northern Ireland - Again.

And there are still plenty of fools want to import this to the Premiersh1te. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Very tough Darlo Quiz part 2
Replies: 16
Views: 3489

Re: Very tough Darlo Quiz part 2

The sea level will rise to swamp Hangersville before they win a trophy of any sort. Hey, any of you hangers good at water polo? Maybe you've more chance at that than at football. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:59 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Lee Bullock
Replies: 59
Views: 13583

Re: Lee Bullock

QuakerJake wrote:According to a Bradford fan, Lee Bullock has joined us on a free from Bradford.....

http://www.thefootballforum.net/index.p ... __st__1080
Sounds like a load of Bullocks to me. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:56 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: jimmy floyd hasselbank
Replies: 3
Views: 1759

Re: jimmy floyd hasselbank

himo7 wrote:just seen a interview with hasselbank on sky sports regarding Chelsea and it was conduct outside the arena wonder what he was doing there

Checking if the roundabout at the corner of Neasham Road & the A66 was correctly modelled on his backside. :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:57 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo Midget XI (I'm bored at work)
Replies: 26
Views: 4865

Re: Darlo Midget XI (I'm bored at work)

What about Ray Yeoman, he was as wide as he was tall. Great seeing him play skittles with two or three forwards on a wet pitch. :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Very tough Darlo Quiz part 2
Replies: 16
Views: 3489

Re: Very tough Darlo Quiz part 2

richo1uk wrote:
darlo2001uk wrote:And one for you:
1. Name the last trophy won by the chimp chokers?

Oh, hang on........
so be honest would you swap that sunday league trophy for our leauge status ? :thumbup: :thumbup:
Why would we when in a year from now we'll be checking for the date when we meet in League 2 :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: northern echo fixture list
Replies: 10
Views: 2860

Re: northern echo fixture list

Start in August, finish in May

Thimples :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: jason steele
Replies: 1
Views: 1612

Re: jason steele

A premiership quality dying scene. Did anyone hear him screaming it was an elbow? :lol: :D :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:30 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Sunderland to come to the Arena...
Replies: 11
Views: 3186

Re: Sunderland to come to the Arena...

AndyPark wrote:
piggy wrote:Apparently we've been let down by a championship club!
Leeds United?
Naaah, if we were heading down south anyway it must have been West Ham :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington Quiz
Replies: 32
Views: 7005

Re: Darlington Quiz

Damned shame the answer to question 6 wasn't Tommy :lol: :D :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:22 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Michael Gash
Replies: 19
Views: 4767

Re: Michael Gash

PierremontQuaker03 wrote:Imagine if we still had Tom Kaak and we signed Michael
Our front Pairing of Gash & Kaak would be quality! :lol:
Don't forget the former Celtic brazilian called Scheidt :clap: :D :lol:
by joejaques
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Great Britan Olympic Football Team 2012
Replies: 29
Views: 5049

Re: Great Britan Olympic Football Team 2012

Sorry people, but I still don't believe it will happen. Especially after Blatter was re-elected. It would be just the excuse he is looking for to reduce the number of teams in future world cups by telling us we have to have a "British" team to replace the four we have at present, as revenge for us a...
by joejaques
Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Next seasons fixtures?
Replies: 4
Views: 1826

Re: Next seasons fixtures?

Quakerz wrote:The 5th is stretching the "around 1st" date a bit if you ask me.
Don't forget there is a weekend in there, so you're only talking about two "working days" late for the office staff who will be doing it.
by joejaques
Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:51 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: First game and last game of the season.
Replies: 13
Views: 3079

Re: First game and last game of the season.

Well, after loads of research, and I know it won't please you lot up there in the frozen north, there are only three games I can get to without an overnight stay. So, help yourselves from Newport (away), Forest Green (away) and Bath (away). However, if I win the lottery before the season starts I'll...