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by Darlospike
Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:25 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FA cup tonight
Replies: 27
Views: 9158

Re: FA cup tonight

Comfortably_numb wrote:Maybe the pitch didn't help Exeter?
The pitch was absolute hump to be fair.
by Darlospike
Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:01 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Mossley v Darlo
Replies: 101
Views: 29941

Re: Mossley v Darlo

dickdarlington wrote:Cheers

Mossley is on the rail ale trail isn't it? Do we know which pub it is?

Say whaaaaat? just get on the lash for fook sake!
by Darlospike
Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:41 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Don't Panic!!!!!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 3699

Don't Panic!!!!!!!!

From the Gibbon groomer site....(chortle etc) "Our time has come now, no one can save us. If all Poolies will own up we ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR LEAGUE FOOTBALL. And people on this site will be saying "oooohh doom and gloom merchants are on" but let's be realistic, we are going down this season....
by Darlospike
Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Oh dear......
Replies: 11
Views: 4805

Re: Oh dear......

You'd think I.O.U. would step in and force the deal through. Surely they're not going to continue to subsidise those enormous losses when Peterborough are offering half a million? Apparently its gonna be 1mill plus a player going the other way. How could they refuse? off to speak terms on Sunday by...
by Darlospike
Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:32 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Oh dear......
Replies: 11
Views: 4805

Re: Oh dear......

Apparently, it is alleged that they (Cooper) had a verbal agreement that any offer over 500k, then he would be free to leave. Cooper has now gone back on this as they only have him and Marlon Deadwood as recognised strikers. All a bit tinpot if you ask me?
by Darlospike
Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:31 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Is the moon.....
Replies: 2
Views: 1974

Re: Is the moon.....

Can't comment on the moon, but my sauce (the Asda cheep shite), reckons that Sonny Boy also does Memory Foam mattresses, real cheap an all chore!
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:41 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Scoring records
Replies: 20
Views: 5289

Re: Scoring records

Also, where is Smudger on that list? I mean his own goals alone should have got him mid table. :thumbup:
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:35 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Scoring records
Replies: 20
Views: 5289

Re: Scoring records

Fuck off have we had TWO Conlons !?! On another note, there are some good goal/game ratios on that list. quite a few 1 every 2 games. In fact the top 5 are just awesome!
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:39 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The grass bank at HP
Replies: 12
Views: 4443

Re: The grass bank at HP

Maybe its worth the risk at the worlds most prestigeous tennis tournament and after they have fleeced a hundred thousand fans over the two weeks to sit and watch a big tele, maybe they could afford the higher premium for liability insurance? Can we do the same to appease 12 fans, get real!
by Darlospike
Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:08 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The grass bank at HP
Replies: 12
Views: 4443

Re: The grass bank at HP

It will be exactly the same. Why wouldn't it be? Its not flexible, as its an 'Elf n Safety' issue. If as a club we don't enforce it, and someone comes a cropper, it could be very costly indeed!
by Darlospike
Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Pictures for the forthcoming season
Replies: 12
Views: 5239

Re: Pictures for the forthcoming season

Do you still get negativities with digital cameras? 8-)
by Darlospike
Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Joe Tait
Replies: 70
Views: 18355

Re: Joe Tait

Ingleby wrote:
Quakerz wrote:"Saving £"?

Maybe we simply can't match what Spenny can offer.
That sounds about right too.
Also we couldn't employ him in an artificial job, which seems to have swayed his decision perhaps?
Good luck to the lad though, but we move on.
by Darlospike
Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:37 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Online Shop Season Tickets and Replica Shirts
Replies: 45
Views: 14607

Re: Online Shop Season Tickets and Replica Shirts

295 season tickets sold to date. No idea how that matches up to the last two season but sounds quite low to me? http://www.darlington1883.co.uk/?p=7375 Has anybody bought the 'Executive' Ticket? At £8.33 per match for a programme, drink and sandwich I would be interested to see. 295 is very poor to...
by Darlospike
Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:49 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Free money!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 3842

Re: Free money!!!

Im pleased you didn't Charlie, however does anyone need a kitchen at 60% RRP...........
by Darlospike
Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Free money!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 3842

Re: Free money!!!

I agree Coops does have good links, but loans are not the answer as we found out. For every diamond there are several Offiongs! No signings as yet and have released a few, so if last year was out to go by its a season of struggle again. They will be definitely in the mix at the wrong end i'm sure. O...
by Darlospike
Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:09 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Free money!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 3842

Re: Free money!!!

102.5/1. on the treble on sky bet.......
by Darlospike
Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Free money!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 3842

Free money!!!

Just a bit bored and having a look through the latest odds for the up coming season and have noticed our knuckle dragging neighbours are currently 8/1 to go down? banker if you ask me! Thinking Man City to win prem, Fulham to be promoted and the baboon bashers to go down. Just working out what to sp...
by Darlospike
Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:52 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Great opportunities for fans
Replies: 46
Views: 10347

Re: Great opportunities for fans

You do realise its going to flood, don't you Lane
Tinshed Terrace
Definately so Road
Jesus Christ Ray Avenue
With maybe a bench to remember the fallen worms of the late 90s wormicide. Lest we forget......
by Darlospike
Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:43 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Goodbye Les and thanks for the photos
Replies: 18
Views: 5304

Re: Goodbye Les and thanks for the photos

Or whack 10 bob on the programmes to pay him a wage?, or is that too simple?
by Darlospike
Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The great Poolie implosion.......
Replies: 25
Views: 7136

Re: The great Poolie implosion.......

They didn't even get any compo for him, just Boro saying he won't be working his notice? All seems very tinpot to me for such a well run, sustainable club!
by Darlospike
Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:07 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The great Poolie implosion.......
Replies: 25
Views: 7136

The great Poolie implosion.......

Just had a brief butchers on their board and its funny as fuck! They do seem to be coming round to the fact they are shite and about to lose their league status, considering a fair few of the gorilla groomers thought they were good enough for the playoffs last month!
Oh my fookin ribs!
by Darlospike
Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:47 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: KENDAL TOWN
Replies: 13
Views: 5495

Re: KENDAL TOWN

This is the one i was looking forward to most when i first saw the fixture list. Weather will put a few off no doubt but can still see a good turn out for the lads. Just wanted to say too, if its off i shall be putting all money saved into the B2D fund. Don't want a medal but I'll still have a slurp...
by Darlospike
Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:14 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: "Floodlight Frenzy"
Replies: 11
Views: 4480

Re: "Floodlight Frenzy"

How the east stand never burnt down is still one of life's mysteries. The wooden tiers had a gap at the back, down which decades of rubbish, fags and matches accumulated. Bradford City 1985 when 56 sadly died, could have been us. It was a fire waiting to happen like, thing is we would have got out ...
by Darlospike
Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Mattie Plummer
Replies: 12
Views: 3975

Re: Mattie Plummer

What le fuck?!?
by Darlospike
Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: olivier bernard
Replies: 5
Views: 2667

Re: olivier bernard

PS. Glad you are safe Ryan! Ive not been so concerned about a fan since the Mr Park episodes :-)
by Darlospike
Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:58 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: olivier bernard
Replies: 5
Views: 2667

Re: olivier bernard

Just read that olivier bernard has bought durham city and is the new chairman http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/northdurham/durham/10890208.Durham_City_taken_over_by_Oli vier_Bernard/ He has been after this for a while, think it was Hebburn he tried for last year. He has ambitions of turn...
by Darlospike
Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:15 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Cost saving cuts in the Squad?
Replies: 26
Views: 8280

Re: Cost saving cuts in the Squad?

I think its just a case of one in one out as already stated, but i seem to recall Bruno and Curtis were on contract? So did the club square them up financially?
by Darlospike
Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:24 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Party pooper
Replies: 7
Views: 3156

Re: Party pooper

I will have a great day Monday thanks footifan, i wish you were at my school, because yours would be the first to have their milk taxed!
by Darlospike
Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:01 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Party pooper
Replies: 7
Views: 3156

Re: Party pooper

And you can fuck right off!!!
Enjoy the victories, as the defeats are easy to come by!
1-4 against "one of the top teams" .......
GRAY OUT!!!!