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by DarloOnTheUp
Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Gall misses sitter
Replies: 38
Views: 8057

Re: Gall misses sitter

Gall was s*** enough last time we has here to suggest he will still be just as s***. If I played up front, then I would run my socks off, doesn't mean I'll do anything important like scoring goals though!
by DarloOnTheUp
Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: FAO Quackers, Lord Lucan, Beatroute et al
Replies: 12
Views: 3707

Re: FAO Quackers, Lord Lucan, Beatroute et al

walshys_wingman_11 wrote:
Quakerz wrote:Here we go again...
meaning ?
Meaning you're talking out of your arse.
by DarloOnTheUp
Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:04 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Roll of honour 1st update for September
Replies: 20
Views: 3986

Re: Roll of honour 1st update for September

Over 30 then?
by DarloOnTheUp
Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:01 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Roll of honour 1st update for September
Replies: 20
Views: 3986

Re: Roll of honour 1st update for September

If I post another negative thing, making it a double negative, will I be removed again? If so, ROH IS GAY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is there something negative about being gay? I take it you don't know many gay people then. I have a couple of gay mates and they're always saying "that's gay!" as a so...
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:41 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 39
Views: 8645

Re: Caption Competition

alleztfc wrote:(All) This club is fucked. Let's go. :thumbdown:
You have the wit and imagination of a mentally retarded hamster with one leg.
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Roll of honour 1st update for September
Replies: 20
Views: 3986

Re: Roll of honour 1st update for September

If I post another negative thing, making it a double negative, will I be removed again? If so, ROH IS GAY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:42 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: THE CRUSHER58 IS..........................
Replies: 13
Views: 3408

Re: THE CRUSHER58 IS..........................

going_back_to_cali wrote:And the monkey is revealed!!!!!!!

Crusher was dave!
Damn, I was hoping he could find out whether or not Steve Foster likes ham and pineapple pizzas. I guess I'll never know now... :cry:
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:31 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Attended my first game against Bornemuff
Replies: 15
Views: 3459

Re: Attended my first game against Bornemuff

...because people are not going to pay £18 to watch an unbearably unentertaining match, which is what I've just said. It isn't worth the money. I don't think dropping the prices will help either, but the combination of crap football where we are bound to lose and the £18 tag is always going to equat...
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:25 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: THE CRUSHER58 IS..........................
Replies: 13
Views: 3408

Re: THE CRUSHER58 IS..........................

Maybe your well connected mate could find out Convery's shoe size while he's at it. Also, I'm intrigued as to what Ian Miller has for his tea on a Thursday. Get your mate on the case.
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:17 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Do You Have Sex Before Watching Darlo?
Replies: 21
Views: 5213

Re: Do You Have Sex Before Watching Darlo?

JABWootton wrote:The way we are playing at the moment it seems like the whole team has sex twice.
Once before the game then we get totally f***ed during it. :wtf:
:lol:
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:53 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Where was everyone at the club yesterday?
Replies: 16
Views: 4276

Re: Where was everyone at the club yesterday?

Just because he has named himself crusher does not mean he is the crusher from the old site. He could be fucking anybody. I could create an account called "Quakerz58" but that doesn't make me Quakerz. Also, as if Todd would tell anybody those types of things, and especially not to a random businessm...
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Attended my first game against Bornemuff
Replies: 15
Views: 3459

Re: Attended my first game against Bornemuff

When the fuck did I say drop the prices? I wouldn't even pay a tenner to watch the current crop of shite, because it still isn't worth it. I was getting at how rubbish the team is more than the prices.
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:21 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Attended my first game against Bornemuff
Replies: 15
Views: 3459

Re: Attended my first game against Bornemuff

"One thing for sure it ain't worth £18 thats for sure!"

I think, in one sentence, you've just hit the nail on the head as to why our attendances are so low. It just isn't worth the money.
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: John Johnson
Replies: 21
Views: 4795

Re: John Johnson

I know what you're saying but the reason why we have had such a problem with the full back positions is because we keep putting centre backs there, therefore putting another centre back at right back, regardless of his supposed ability (you're just assuming he is better than what we have), is not wo...
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: John Johnson
Replies: 21
Views: 4795

Re: John Johnson

On a separate note, who the hell would call their son John if their surname was Johnson? I wonder if his middle name is John as well...
by DarloOnTheUp
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:52 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: John Johnson
Replies: 21
Views: 4795

Re: John Johnson

According to the radio this morning hes mainly a centre back. Dont you think we have enough centre backs who are playing at full back already? we certainly have enough shite centre backs playing full back, im sure johnson would be a marked improvement on bringing bains in ...but he'd still be a cen...
by DarloOnTheUp
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:34 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight
Replies: 34
Views: 8794

Re: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight

"Pools MY TEAM, whether first team, reserves or youth team yes OVER THE MOON, when we win, and over the moon, when a decision goes in our favour."

WTF is going on with that sentence?
by DarloOnTheUp
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:33 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight
Replies: 34
Views: 8794

Re: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight

You have my permission to assume whatever you like.
by DarloOnTheUp
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight
Replies: 34
Views: 8794

Re: I spoke to Nathan Porritt tonight

Fetish_bob wrote:He actually scored a cracking goal which the referee ruled out as he blow to quick for a Boro free kick.

Curled in from 20-25 yards, have to admit it was a good finish, over the moon ref had already blown.
You were over the moon about a reserve match? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
by DarloOnTheUp
Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:42 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Todd gone!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 3991

Re: Todd gone!!!

darlojc wrote:Spy-How many hours of searching the net did this take you?
Not long. I tried typing Todd Gone into Google and it was the 4th link down or something.
by DarloOnTheUp
Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:49 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: TODD V PENNEY
Replies: 18
Views: 4114

Re: TODD V PENNEY

Penney was overrated as a manager.
by DarloOnTheUp
Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:59 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Our loan players
Replies: 43
Views: 10517

Re: Our loan players

mrcoops1984 wrote:See, I'd pick Thorpe over Conlon any day.
Which proves you know fuck all. At least Conlon scored goals.
by DarloOnTheUp
Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:55 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Left back
Replies: 12
Views: 4576

Re: Left back

This Dan Burn cannot be any worse than anyone else we have seen at left back this season, surely.
by DarloOnTheUp
Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:15 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Chandler our best ever loan signing?
Replies: 37
Views: 11692

Re: Chandler our best ever loan signing?

Thomas Butler!
by DarloOnTheUp
Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:48 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Suggestion for new manager
Replies: 27
Views: 6785

Re: Suggestion for new manager

"Dave Hodgson
Stan Tennant (not sure I like him)
Ronnie Moore (don't like his football)
Steve Cotterill
are all good shouts."

How can Tennant and Moore be good shouts if you've just admitted you don't like either of them? Idiot.
by DarloOnTheUp
Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:03 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: anyone had bet on england game
Replies: 7
Views: 2265

Re: anyone had bet on england game

I've got an accumulator with England in it. If I win I get £190! (which I probably won't) :(
by DarloOnTheUp
Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:32 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: The Beatles
Replies: 27
Views: 5829

Re: The Beatles

The Beatles are massively overrated.
by DarloOnTheUp
Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:06 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Crosses from the wings
Replies: 3
Views: 1877

Re: Crosses from the wings

And it takes 2 posts for you to comment on the same game?