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 Post subject: Paulo Mendes
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:01 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:30 am 
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hope we got international clearance...................


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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:42 am 
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The Chester Chronicle have him down as a midfielder from his time at Airbus. Can't find anything else about him online as to how old he is, what his record is like etc.

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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The first result in a google search for "Paulo Mendes Redditch" brings up our website...

Total mystery.


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Sounds like a signing Hodgy would have made - being foreign then he must be good lol

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MikeinBlack2 wrote:
Sounds like a signing Hodgy would have made - being foreign then he must be good lol

That was exactly my first thought when I saw it - although this guy does seem to have done the rounds in the non-league scene over the last few seasons, albeit there's no record of what he's actually done!

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Sadly some people have nothing better to do that invent rumours.

We will be playing at the arena again next season - fact.

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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Well we might get a nice surprise then


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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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Maybe he's a winger, we could do with a few more of those.

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Tall and gangly so probably a replacement for Beck.


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Makka Pakka wrote:
Maybe he's a winger, we could do with a few more of those.

So we already have a winger who thinks he is a striker, maybe we have now signed a striker who thinks he is a winger?


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Makka Pakka wrote:
Maybe he's a winger, we could do with a few more of those.

So we already have a winger who thinks he is a striker, maybe we have now signed a striker who thinks he is a winger?


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bga wrote:
Makka Pakka wrote:
Maybe he's a winger, we could do with a few more of those.

So we already have a winger who thinks he is a striker, maybe we have now signed a striker who thinks he is a winger?
I heard his natural position is right back but he heard he was a striker who is better on the wing.

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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I've heard he reckons all non-league games should have goal-line technology - big bugbear of his apparently - and loves his cider. Won't drink Thatcher's though.

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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I've heard this lad is Mor Diop"s second cousin and comes highly recommended by Michael Bridges. Ooo and he hates Raj Singh, Steve Staunton and Ainsley Harriott.


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I've heard that he has many opinions on onions which he cutely refers to as his 'Opinionions' and that his friends refuse to go to the chippy with him due to his insistence on ordering Hake, which has to be fried to order and always results in a large queue forming behind him.


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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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tomkaak wrote:
I've heard that he has many opinions on onions which he cutely refers to as his 'Opinionions' and that his friends refuse to go to the chippy with him due to his insistence on ordering Hake, which has to be fried to order and always results in a large queue forming behind him.


And his favourite cricketer is Durham bowler Graeme onions.


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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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I've read that we have another overseas player due to arrive next week, according to the Echo. What's with this sudden influx of players, we haven't seen many leave yet?

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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It is a wind-up, right? Spotted the name is an anagram of
Pee anus mold.
Scraping the bottom now? ;)


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Anagram = "me unsold ape" :silent:

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 Post subject: Re: Paulo Mendes
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According to today's Echo he is 24 and apparently we are bringing in an oversees player on Monday, as he's playing his last game in Europe this weekend. darlo going international.


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Might nit ve that exotic, they could be Welsh or Scottish.


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tdk1 wrote:
Might nit ve that exotic, they could be Welsh or Scottish.


The Echo said he was playing in Europe this weekend, which sounds more exotic than Wales or Scotland!!!


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Darlo_Pete wrote:
tdk1 wrote:
Might nit ve that exotic, they could be Welsh or Scottish.


The Echo said he was playing in Europe this weekend, which sounds more exotic than Wales or Scotland!!!


Please let it be Franz Burgmeir lol

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MikeinBlack2 wrote:
Darlo_Pete wrote:
tdk1 wrote:
Might nit ve that exotic, they could be Welsh or Scottish.


The Echo said he was playing in Europe this weekend, which sounds more exotic than Wales or Scotland!!!


Please let it be Franz Burgmeir lol


Would this player still come if Gray is no longer with us?


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Be good to know whats happened here as the statement says he has signed yet there was no sign of mendes today on a day when we needed every single body available to us.


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Does this player actually exist then? Or is he just a figment of our imagination?

Or maybe he was so bad we've just repressed him, like I've been trying to do with Ashlee Jones for years.

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He was warming up at Curzon, but I didn’t see him yesterday, probably the last we’ll see of him.

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Does this player actually exist then? Or is he just a figment of our imagination?

Or maybe he was so bad we've just repressed him, like I've been trying to do with Ashlee Jones for years.

"He is the Messiah...he is the Messiah" (though he has tried to deny it to the crowd)


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Ashlee Jones must have made a big impression. Didn't he only play for us once? Was he that bad?!!


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Ashlee Jones must have made a big impression. Didn't he only play for us once? Was he that bad?!!

Yep, Notts County away 4-0 loss.

I've never seen anything like it in professional sports. Made David Knight look like Iker Casillas.

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