Usain Bolt now available

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Usain Bolt now available

Post by jjljks » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:17 am

Bolt has been let go after his trial with Australian club as unable to agree terms. What are the chances we can sign him up before Shildon's new director makes him an offer he can't refuse? :lol:

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by joejaques » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:54 am

jjljks wrote:Bolt has been let go after his trial with Australian club as unable to agree terms. What are the chances we can sign him up before Shildon's new director makes him an offer he can't refuse? :lol:
Are you going to pay Tommo off to free up the budget? :roll:
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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by jjljks » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:58 am

joejaques wrote:
jjljks wrote:Bolt has been let go after his trial with Australian club as unable to agree terms. What are the chances we can sign him up before Shildon's new director makes him an offer he can't refuse? :lol:
Are you going to pay Tommo off to free up the budget? :roll:
Good point, Joe. What would we pay to watch Bolt & Saunders as our front pair? Mind, it may result in a return to hoofball ;)

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by banktopp » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:44 am

Might also result in a multitude of media attention, corporate deals and a spanking new ground.

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by don'tbuythesun » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:02 am

He doesn't strike me as a battling midfielder!

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by biccynana » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:48 am

jjljks wrote:Bolt has been let go after his trial with Australian club as unable to agree terms. What are the chances we can sign him up before Shildon's new director makes him an offer he can't refuse? :lol:
Yeah, but can he do it on a wet Tuesday in February in Guiseley?
"I asked for a drink. That's a wet glass. Bring me a proper drink." Lt Cdr EKR S, March 1963.

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by jjljks » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:28 pm

biccynana wrote:
jjljks wrote:Bolt has been let go after his trial with Australian club as unable to agree terms. What are the chances we can sign him up before Shildon's new director makes him an offer he can't refuse? :lol:
Yeah, but can he do it on a wet Tuesday in February in Guiseley?
If we could find him an old pair of Caton's gloves, just might tempt him.
Banktop had the right idea too, BBC Look North would have to give us a mention at least! :thumbup:

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by lo36789 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:28 pm

I mean he only wants £1.5million per year...

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Re: Usain Bolt now available

Post by Darlo_Pete » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:14 am

Don't think you could rely on him tracking back like Tommo does!

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