Best Football Chants

[jjmick]

your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother
you all fuck one another,
its the Rochdale family!

[gabbas]

your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother
you all f*** one another,
its the Rochdale family!

quality, would be better sung about pools or boro

[Jazz Maverick]

I remember years back, singing D-A-R-L-O to the tune of D-I-S-C-O.

D was Darren Roberts, A was Andy Crosby I think, and I cant remember the rest.

[broadsexile]

I remember years back, singing D-A-R-L-O to the tune of D-I-S-C-O.

D was Darren Roberts, A was Andy Crosby I think, and I cant remember the rest.

L was probably Lee Brydon, who perhaps didn't deserve to be celebrated in the same way as the first two did.

[gabbas]

R was Richard Hope I think and O, well O was just oooooooo

[Jazz Maverick]

I remember years back, singing D-A-R-L-O to the tune of D-I-S-C-O.

D was Darren Roberts, A was Andy Crosby I think, and I cant remember the rest.

L was probably Lee Brydon, who perhaps didn't deserve to be celebrated in the same way as the first two did.

O was just Oooooooooooooooowhoooooooooh

Would R have been Robbie Blake? He was about at the same time as Crosby and Roberts wasnt he?

[Darlo_Pete]

Surely it has to be 'Silent night PC Wright'

[Dn1]

I always laugh when I think about Zoe Birkett being the guest of honour at one forgettable game at Feethams, and as GR paraded her around the pitch, the TinShed burst out singing "GET YERR TIT'S OUT FOR THE LADS, GET YERRRR TIT'S OUT FOR THE LADS!"

Dn1

[Dn1]

Another one that I still laugh about as well, which is dedicated to George Reynolds is..."He's fat, he's skint, Carruthers fucked his bint, George Reynolds, GEORGE REYNOLDS!"

Can't remember who came up with this one, but I can still vividly remember it being sung and everyone in the Shed pissing themselves silly

Dn1

[bigrichiet]

What was the one that ends with

We only drink whisky and Newcastle Brown, The Darlo boys are in town,
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah , nah nah nah nah nah

cant remember the 1st bit but havent heard it since feethams, dead good like

[OHDFC]

Bar Bar Bar Bar-Barbacar
Bar Bar Bar Bar-Barbacar
Bar Bar Bar Bar-Barba-Barbacar-ar-ar
Oh Bar-ba-car-ar-ar
Barba for Senegal
Barba for Senegal
Bar Bar Bar Bar-Barbacar

sung by Unterhaching's English Speaking Corner whenever Senegalese forward Babacar N'Dieye scored...

[diggerman]

"Sit down Pinnochio" at the then Liverpool assistant manager Phil Thompson.
Anfield 2004.

[feethams]

What was the song we used to sing that ended something like this...

"Julian Joachim, makes Ronaldo look s***..."

????

[Santino]

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Julian Joachim
Makes Ronaldo look shite

[BishopQuaker]

I've asked this before but can someone give me a transcription of the collection of noises that contain the following in chant form

It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"

Honestly... I have no idea what some of you are taking before you come to the match but you could at least share it round.

[cwisstoffhur]

I've asked this before but can someone give me a transcription of the collection of noises that contain the following in chant form

It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"

Honestly... I have no idea what some of you are taking before you come to the match but you could at least share it round.

that would be pokey bumwank, the last part is a tilly woo, which i think is the name of some lads dog, the song is a bit disturbing to be honest

[cameron-darlo]

also... i am a quaker man, i am a darlo fan
i know what i want and i know how to get it
i wanna destroy hartlepool, coz iiiii wanna beeeee dfcccc

[cameron-darlo]

we've got something you aint got
we've got something you aint got
we've got something you aint got

w've got pawel abbott!
super, super pav
super, super pav
super, super pav
super pawel abbott!

[BishopQuaker]

I've asked this before but can someone give me a transcription of the collection of noises that contain the following in chant form

It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"

Honestly... I have no idea what some of you are taking before you come to the match but you could at least share it round.

that would be pokey bumwank, the last part is a tilly woo, which i think is the name of some lads dog, the song is a bit disturbing to be honest

Oh come on.
You can't serve up that nugget of information without providing the rest.

Out with it boy!

[cwisstoffhur]

I've asked this before but can someone give me a transcription of the collection of noises that contain the following in chant form

It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"

Honestly... I have no idea what some of you are taking before you come to the match but you could at least share it round.

that would be pokey bumwank, the last part is a tilly woo, which i think is the name of some lads dog, the song is a bit disturbing to be honest

Oh come on.
You can't serve up that nugget of information without providing the rest.

Out with it boy!

I don't know the full story i'm sure someone on here does though.....

[feethams]

we've got something you aint got
we've got something you aint got
we've got something you aint got

w've got pawel abbott!
super, super pav
super, super pav
super, super pav
super pawel abbott!

Was better using Super Darren Roberts!

[feethams]

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Julian Joachim
Makes Ronaldo look sh**e

A classic!

[cameron-darlo]

1 man went to kill, KILL!, went to kill the poolie
1 man and his baseball bat, went to kill the poolie etc, etc

[feethams]

if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a cow
i'd fly over poolie tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*stards below! BELOW
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the b*stards below!

[QuakerJames]

"Bishop Quaker"
It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"
Dick
Head
Wanker
Sweden
Stick a cock up your arse
prefer fingers
pokey bumwank pokey bumwank oooo woah oooo woah
tilly woooooooh

[Darlo Girl]

You are my Darlo my only Darlo
tou make me happy when skies are gray
you never notice how much i love you
please dont take my Darlo away
nar nar nar nar nar (with everyone jumping around always worked better in the tin shed)

[Superfan_Stan]

Back in March 1977, towards the end of a 2-0 defeat at Torquay I started up a chant of 'Ogley Ogley Ogley, Oi Oi Oi', in honour of goalkeeper Alan Ogley. It didn't really take off, because I was the only Darlo fan there and because Ogley had been left out between the sticks that day for Phil Owers, but I would still say it's up there with the best chants of all time and I am proud to have invented it.

[BishopQuaker]

"Bishop Quaker"
It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"
Dick
Head
w****r
Sweden
Stick a cock up your arse
prefer fingers
pokey bumwank pokey bumwank oooo woah oooo woah
tilly woooooooh

Three fecking seasons I've waiting for a transcript of that.
Thank you!

[wylam_rangers]

"Bishop Quaker"
It sounds a bit like
"chalky bumwank chalky bumwank, woah oh, woah oh, tittayy woooooooooo"
Dick
Head
w****r
Sweden
Stick a cock up your arse
prefer fingers
pokey bumwank pokey bumwank oooo woah oooo woah
tilly woooooooh

Three fecking seasons I've waiting for a transcript of that.
Thank you!

I think a translation might be useful as well

[Notts_Quaker]

I take it this thread is not specific to Darlo?

In which case i'd like to nominate Arsenal fans last season singing

Adebayor, Adebayoooor
His dad washes elephants, his mum is a wh*re!