Caption Competition

[uncovered]

No prizes like, but any thoughts?

[weststanddave]

Maddo to Deano - "I'll wake you up when we score Deano, sleep well!!"

[BillinghamPoolie]

'Cut my throat? Of course I haven't been trying to cut my throat'

[DL5]

The angel on Deano's right shoulder said take the salad, the devils on the left recommended a meat and potato and a balti pie

[loan_star]

Maddo to Deano "So how did the scouting mission to West Ham go on tuesday?"

[Shieldsy]

Thorpe: Note to self, hire proper assassin next time to guarantee selection.

[comeondarlo]

Maddo to Deano, 'Have you just eaten Toddy

[wylam_rangers]

This bench just ain't big enough for the ten of us.

[comeondarlo]

Everyone thinks about Deano........is he having a wet dream or dreaming about the carvery

[MikeinBlack]

Deano hops that when he wakes up it's all been a bad dream and we're not really bottom of the League!

[Ricardo Collina]

how about....... blood sweat and tears

or maddo saying to deano i thought we were playing martin allens cheltenham not draculas transylvania

or deano saying... i'll give my last drop of blood for this club

[QuakerPete]

Maddo: "Aw Dean, not ANOTHER cunning plan!"

[rj50]

Maddo to Deano,"what are we getting for Darlo Petes 50th birthday present?"

[QuakerPete]

Deano: "When you get to my age, you need that mid-afternoon nap"

[Darlo_H]

Thorpe : Bloody Windass! I wanted to be the oldest at the club!

[DeFaCe]

Steward- "I'm the only b****** watching this shite"

[crapname]

Deano cuts his own throat rather than reading any more of this s***.

[doc_64]

(deano thinking to himself) if maddo goes on about the price of pie and pint one more time im gunna sub him on

[Hawkeye]

Back row (L-R): Lee Thorpe, Nick Liversedge
Front row (L-R): Neil Maddison, Dean Windass, Paul Connor

[quakersam]

Deano to Maddo: "That's the last time I take a penalty with stilettos on"

FAO: Hawkeye, the lad next to Thorpedo is Liversedge

[petenita]

Maddo to Deano - "27,500 seat stadium, and they give us these chairs to sit on"

[Hawkeye]

FAO: Hawkeye, the lad next to Thorpedo is Liversedge

Thanks. You can tell I've not been around this season can't you...

[SuperQuaker]

Maddo to Windass:- "Don't look now, but that bloke who played Dr. Trueman in Eastenders is sat behind us!"

[hufc021]

Windarse - " Maybe this is just a bad dream and im not stuck at this shite club after all "

[MikeinBlack]

What the fuck have I done coming here? Where's my get out clause in my contract?

[tupling's barber]

Windyarse is thinking. Should have gone to 'Pools when I had the chance.

[quakermass]

Maddo " Dean do you think our last remaining supporter is going to turn up this afternoon, or shall we tell the ref to get the game underway regardless".

[quakermass]

Maddo: "Dean I can't believe the Gaffers playing himself upfront instead of Thorpe...are you sure he knows what he's doing"?

[TKOA]

Maddo: Gis a kiss Deano
Windass: Go on then, but make it quick, i think thorpeys watching.