Best feeling ever when hungover...
Best feeling ever when hungover...
... indulging in hair of the dog and feeling your guts drop. Jager is not the way forward though
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Good call, although my preferred hangover recovery routine is as follows:
A shag/wank (whatevers available to you at the time!) >>>> taking a big s*** >>>>> having a macdonalds
Ready for the day ahead after these three simple steps.
A shag/wank (whatevers available to you at the time!) >>>> taking a big s*** >>>>> having a macdonalds
Ready for the day ahead after these three simple steps.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
massive subway is always the way to do it, preferably a BMT with everything on it. By the time that monster of a sandwich is finished you'll have forgotten all about your hangover. mannn i could murder one of them right now....
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
It depends on the severity of the hangover. You could have one of those ones where you can't actually move your head without feeling like Steve Backley's javelin is sticking through your temples. In which case, there is nothing you can do but lie perfectly still and prey for mercy within the next hour or so.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Jazz Maverick wrote:Good call, although my preferred hangover recovery routine is as follows:
A shag/wank (whatevers available to you at the time!) >>>> taking a big s*** >>>>> having a macdonalds
Ready for the day ahead after these three simple steps.
Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Pretty much ^this^ but with cheese on toast instead of McDonalds.Jazz Maverick wrote:Good call, although my preferred hangover recovery routine is as follows:
A shag/wank (whatevers available to you at the time!) >>>> taking a big s*** >>>>> having a macdonalds
Ready for the day ahead after these three simple steps.
Also, the phenomenon that is Hollyoaks. A programme so mindlessly s*** and vacous that it presents zero challenge to the brain and so provides the perfect backdrop to hangover recovery.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
aye, shag/wank, make a greasy fry-up and a pint of coke.. then sit and watch tele all day, or maybe go to mcdonalds on the night if i can be arsed to leave the house
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Yeah, agree with this. Theres also some fanny in it so you can combine watching hollyoaks with the wanking part of the recovery. Im a fan of that slag with the fat arse and husky voice.fat tony wrote: Also, the phenomenon that is Hollyoaks. A programme so mindlessly s*** and vacous that it presents zero challenge to the brain and so provides the perfect backdrop to hangover recovery.
Only problem is that the omnibus hollyoaks on a sunday, when you're most likely to be watching it hungover, has half the screen taken over by some c*** doing sign language. Then again, I remember one day I was watching it hungover to fuck, and there was no decent fanny in the episode - I ended up jerking off to the bird doing sign language.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Jazz Maverick wrote:Yeah, agree with this. Theres also some fanny in it so you can combine watching hollyoaks with the wanking part of the recovery. Im a fan of that slag with the fat arse and husky voice.fat tony wrote: Also, the phenomenon that is Hollyoaks. A programme so mindlessly s*** and vacous that it presents zero challenge to the brain and so provides the perfect backdrop to hangover recovery.
Only problem is that the omnibus hollyoaks on a sunday, when you're most likely to be watching it hungover, has half the screen taken over by some c*** doing sign language. Then again, I remember one day I was watching it hungover to fuck, and there was no decent fanny in the episode - I ended up jerking off to the bird doing sign language.
Hahahahaha
A sit down shower is also up there with the recovery of a severe hangover.
Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
I don't get hangovers because I'm not a wimp and I don't have any friends to go out with anyway.
Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
One of my housemates used to do that when he got back from nights out. The only problem was that he'd fall asleep blocking the drain and flood his room.Notts_Quaker wrote:Jazz Maverick wrote:Yeah, agree with this. Theres also some fanny in it so you can combine watching hollyoaks with the wanking part of the recovery. Im a fan of that slag with the fat arse and husky voice.fat tony wrote: Also, the phenomenon that is Hollyoaks. A programme so mindlessly s*** and vacous that it presents zero challenge to the brain and so provides the perfect backdrop to hangover recovery.
Only problem is that the omnibus hollyoaks on a sunday, when you're most likely to be watching it hungover, has half the screen taken over by some c*** doing sign language. Then again, I remember one day I was watching it hungover to fuck, and there was no decent fanny in the episode - I ended up jerking off to the bird doing sign language.
Hahahahaha
A sit down shower is also up there with the recovery of a severe hangover.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
The next morning rash
Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
just the pick me up I needed for a Monday morning. For me, if I am in need of a pick me up I always get a pork pie from Taylors and a still Fanta from McDonalds. Not a fan of McDonald's food when ruff though, always makes me wanna gip!Notts_Quaker wrote:Jazz Maverick wrote:Yeah, agree with this. Theres also some fanny in it so you can combine watching hollyoaks with the wanking part of the recovery. Im a fan of that slag with the fat arse and husky voice.fat tony wrote: Also, the phenomenon that is Hollyoaks. A programme so mindlessly s*** and vacous that it presents zero challenge to the brain and so provides the perfect backdrop to hangover recovery.
Only problem is that the omnibus hollyoaks on a sunday, when you're most likely to be watching it hungover, has half the screen taken over by some c*** doing sign language. Then again, I remember one day I was watching it hungover to fuck, and there was no decent fanny in the episode - I ended up jerking off to the bird doing sign language.
Hahahahaha
A sit down shower is also up there with the recovery of a severe hangover.
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Re: Best feeling ever when hungover...
Step 1 - Wake up, come to senses as best I can. Force myself to kitchen for Lucozade/orange juice
Step 2 - Having rinsed mouth of any ale residue with sugary drink, Bacon sandwich time...
Step 3 - Hair of the Dog - to be drank quickly. Ideally Lager (Only time I drink it - Body will likely reject proper beer, though Cider is an acceptable alternative)
Step 4 - Drop guts into toilet.
Step 5 - Quick Shower to refresh, then back to bed. Ideally Mrs Shrew will still be asleep, so I can get some R&R and reflect on the mysteries of the night before. Failing that, put up with the rant of what ACTUALLY happened on the night before.
Step 2 - Having rinsed mouth of any ale residue with sugary drink, Bacon sandwich time...
Step 3 - Hair of the Dog - to be drank quickly. Ideally Lager (Only time I drink it - Body will likely reject proper beer, though Cider is an acceptable alternative)
Step 4 - Drop guts into toilet.
Step 5 - Quick Shower to refresh, then back to bed. Ideally Mrs Shrew will still be asleep, so I can get some R&R and reflect on the mysteries of the night before. Failing that, put up with the rant of what ACTUALLY happened on the night before.
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