Dearest One,
It is my pleasure to introduce my self to you .I know my message will be surprised to you since we did not know each other. I am one of the Muammar Muhammad Al-Gaddafi`s bodyguard Col. Haile Mariam Omar. We are facing opposition war in Libya which I believe you mighty have had on news. I am seeking for a matured, trustworthy partner who will urgently help me to receive the fund on my behalf in Dubai (UAE). I made arrangement with one of the U.N peace keeping diplomat from US to assist me move two metallic trunk boxes that contains US$18 5m. I succeeded took them out of Gaddafi's secret room apartment.
I am contacting you because I no longer trust our allies and political leader Gaddafi, so I need entirely anonymous without any previous link or association with me openly here in Libya since am still with Gaddafi, I am going to instruct you whom to contact in Dubai for the claims.
If you are interested to assist me receive and invest it wisely there in your country kindly reply this mail as soon as possible so that we can proceed. The transaction will be hundred percent risks free since the fund is no longer in Libya.
Contact me with this address: (mariamomar12@gmail.com)
Sincerely,
Col. Haile Mariam
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That makes the Nigerian Lottery look like a piss poor effort!
Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
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BishopQuaker
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Re: Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
String him along, I still laugh when I think of Mr P SteakerBishopQuaker wrote:Dearest One,
It is my pleasure to introduce my self to you .I know my message will be surprised to you since we did not know each other. I am one of the Muammar Muhammad Al-Gaddafi`s bodyguard Col. Haile Mariam Omar. We are facing opposition war in Libya which I believe you mighty have had on news. I am seeking for a matured, trustworthy partner who will urgently help me to receive the fund on my behalf in Dubai (UAE). I made arrangement with one of the U.N peace keeping diplomat from US to assist me move two metallic trunk boxes that contains US$18 5m. I succeeded took them out of Gaddafi's secret room apartment.
I am contacting you because I no longer trust our allies and political leader Gaddafi, so I need entirely anonymous without any previous link or association with me openly here in Libya since am still with Gaddafi, I am going to instruct you whom to contact in Dubai for the claims.
If you are interested to assist me receive and invest it wisely there in your country kindly reply this mail as soon as possible so that we can proceed. The transaction will be hundred percent risks free since the fund is no longer in Libya.
Contact me with this address: (mariamomar12@gmail.com)
Sincerely,
Col. Haile Mariam
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That makes the Nigerian Lottery look like a piss poor effort!
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Re: Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
Compliment Of The Day!
It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual benefits to share with you.
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Zhang Kehua operations manager of the Bank of China (Malaysia) Berhad, I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.
In June, 2004, a certain Japanese Independent Contractor (Mr. Takayama Ujiie) came to our bank and made a Fixed (Numbered) deposit of Thirty Million United State Dollars (US$30,000,000.00) Only in my branch for 12 calendar months. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. A month later, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Japan Solar Energy Corporation that he died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
After proper further investigations, it was also discovered that he did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Thirty Million United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to Laws of Malaysia, at the expiration of seven {7} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Malaysia Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something, It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin so that you will be able to receive the funds so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials just like that.
MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I shall employ the services of an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin, and also he will be drafting and notarization the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this transaction as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.
I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 50% for me, 50% for you. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.
And finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon after this project is complete. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Kind Regards,
Zhang Kehua.
N/A Biz Proposal.
Looks legit to me.
It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual benefits to share with you.
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Zhang Kehua operations manager of the Bank of China (Malaysia) Berhad, I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.
In June, 2004, a certain Japanese Independent Contractor (Mr. Takayama Ujiie) came to our bank and made a Fixed (Numbered) deposit of Thirty Million United State Dollars (US$30,000,000.00) Only in my branch for 12 calendar months. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. A month later, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Japan Solar Energy Corporation that he died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
After proper further investigations, it was also discovered that he did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Thirty Million United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to Laws of Malaysia, at the expiration of seven {7} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Malaysia Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something, It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin so that you will be able to receive the funds so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials just like that.
MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I shall employ the services of an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin, and also he will be drafting and notarization the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this transaction as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.
I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 50% for me, 50% for you. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.
And finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon after this project is complete. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Kind Regards,
Zhang Kehua.
N/A Biz Proposal.
Looks legit to me.
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BishopQuaker
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Re: Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
That has to be one of the longest spam e-mails ever.
Re: Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
I got the same one word for word last week apart from it was from one of his wivesBishopQuaker wrote:Dearest One,
It is my pleasure to introduce my self to you .I know my message will be surprised to you since we did not know each other. I am one of the Muammar Muhammad Al-Gaddafi`s bodyguard Col. Haile Mariam Omar. We are facing opposition war in Libya which I believe you mighty have had on news. I am seeking for a matured, trustworthy partner who will urgently help me to receive the fund on my behalf in Dubai (UAE). I made arrangement with one of the U.N peace keeping diplomat from US to assist me move two metallic trunk boxes that contains US$18 5m. I succeeded took them out of Gaddafi's secret room apartment.
I am contacting you because I no longer trust our allies and political leader Gaddafi, so I need entirely anonymous without any previous link or association with me openly here in Libya since am still with Gaddafi, I am going to instruct you whom to contact in Dubai for the claims.
If you are interested to assist me receive and invest it wisely there in your country kindly reply this mail as soon as possible so that we can proceed. The transaction will be hundred percent risks free since the fund is no longer in Libya.
Contact me with this address: (mariamomar12@gmail.com)
Sincerely,
Col. Haile Mariam
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That makes the Nigerian Lottery look like a piss poor effort!
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joejaques
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Re: Best Spam E-mail I've had in ages.
Yep, and I've received the damned thing several times.BishopQuaker wrote:That has to be one of the longest spam e-mails ever.
