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Post by Bogratsteve » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:26 pm

Roger Lloyd-Pack has passed away, a real shame this.

Brought up on Only Fools when young and some of his one liners were classic, equally good in the Vicar of Dibley

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Post by grytters » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:51 pm

Del Boy: (Having seen a couple of attractive young women in a "Yuppie" bar)
Talk about money, that'll impress 'em.

Trigger: I saw one of them white five pound notes once.
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Post by AndyPark » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:47 pm

Mike: So?
Trigger: What?
Mike: What name have they decided on?
Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave.

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Post by grytters » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:47 am

Trig: We roadsweepers have a saying: "Look after your broom"

Rodney: (Thinking he's completing the saying - "…and your broom will look after itself"

Trig: No. Just "Look after your broom"
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Post by fozzovmurton » Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:37 pm

Trigger: This old broom has had 17 new handles and 14 new heads
Denzil: How is it the same broom
Trigger: Theres a photo of it, what more proof do you need

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Post by davidcorks 40yard OG » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:53 am

Denzil: It's closed!

Trigger: (Checks watch) Well, it's a bit late, innit?

Del: What d'you mean 'a bit late?' You said it was open twenty-four hours a day!

Trigger: Yeah, but not at night!
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Post by grytters » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:41 am

Probably worth leaving this here -

http://www.justgiving.com/Dave-Day
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