http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29739284
Vote for the Apple Tree - probably first cultivated in Turkey - rather than the honest British Oak or the English Yew
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Let's annoy UKIP!*
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*
Ha ha!grytters wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29739284
Vote for the Apple Tree - probably first cultivated in Turkey - rather than the honest British Oak or the English Yew
* nb. For the benefit of anyone who's had their sense of humour bypassed, this is what's known as "satire" or "parody".
I like the idea of annoying UKIP (or any political party for that matter), but I'd be voting for the apple tree anyway. If it did inspire Newton's incredible work inventing the Theory of Gravity, it's effect on the understanding of the world is incredible.
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*
Sir Isaac Newton told us why
an apple falls down from the sky
and from this fact it's very plain
all other objects do the same
a brick
a bolt
a bar
a cup
invariably fall down - not up
then I forget the rest of it but it ends with
So get a hat and keep your head!
Sadly that great Public Information Film is lost.
Edit: I found the full version here...
http://monologues.co.uk/Public_Informat ... t_Work.htm
I'd vote for the apple tree too, by the way.
an apple falls down from the sky
and from this fact it's very plain
all other objects do the same
a brick
a bolt
a bar
a cup
invariably fall down - not up
then I forget the rest of it but it ends with
So get a hat and keep your head!
Sadly that great Public Information Film is lost.
Edit: I found the full version here...
http://monologues.co.uk/Public_Informat ... t_Work.htm
I'd vote for the apple tree too, by the way.
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*
Mr_Tibbs wrote:Sir Isaac Newton told us why
an apple falls down from the sky
and from this fact it's very plain
all other objects do the same
a brick
a bolt
a bar
a cup
invariably fall down - not up
then I forget the rest of it but it ends with
So get a hat and keep your head!
Sadly that great Public Information Film is lost.
Edit: I found the full version here...
http://monologues.co.uk/Public_Informat ... t_Work.htm
I'd vote for the apple tree too, by the way.
Well done Reginald Molehusband!
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Poor old Reggie got lost as well, after people came from miles around just to see him.
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