1) Deck the walls
A poo so sloppy that if care is not taken, it could redecorate your bathroom in a hint of chocolate.
2) Jingle Bells
A very stuff poo, which make's one's baubles shudder with the effort
3) Let it flow, Let it flow, Let it flow
Not so much a proper poo, as an unstoppable stream of fizzy gravy
4) Silent Shite
A poo of exquisite form and consistency that enters the water like an Olympic diver, making not so much as a ripple.
5) Joy of the World
A Boxing Day poo of such magnitude that it's evacuation causes feelings of intense elation
6) Big pong merrily on high
A poo with such a strong aroma that it may cause hallucinogenic effects
7) Oh little brown of Bethlehem
A Malteaser-sized bum-nugget of little or no significance
8) Oh Bum let us ignore him
A poo that refuses to go away even after three flushes, causing you yo turn the other (bum) cheek and leave it where it is
9) Hark, My hairy bum hole stings
Self-explanatory
Christmas Poo - The Definitivre Guide
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Re: Christmas Poo - The Definitivre Guide
Here's me disappointed that this isn't a South Park tribute thread...
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Re: Christmas Poo - The Definitivre Guide
I thought the same the grytters Mr Hanky The Christmas Poogrytters wrote:Here's me disappointed that this isn't a South Park tribute thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK6uuZkT2qw
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Re: Christmas Poo - The Definitivre Guide
I'm actually still chuckling about this one.TeessideQuaker wrote:
5) Joy of the World
A Boxing Day poo of such magnitude that it's evacuation causes feelings of intense elation
I can just imagine sitting on the bog singnig "Joy to the world" on Boxing Day