Worst film you've ever seen

[cwisstoffhur]

I was unlucky enough yesterday to purchase a film called dragon wars for £1.99 expecting it to be hilariously bad....it was not and everyone in the flat came to an agreement that it was the worst film we'd ever seen.

There were dreams within flashbacks within a story within a flashback which made the plot more confusing than inception and impossible to follow, when you think you're on track with what the hell is going on one of the characters wakes up and the whole last 10 minutes was all just a dream. As for the dragons....well they're probably in the hour and a half long film for all of 20 minutes which for a film about dragons in epic battle is a bit pathetic.

[Hawkeye]

Ghost Rider
The Matrix Parts 2&3
You, Me & Dupree
The Golden Compass

[gabbas]

open water

[DIRTYDAVE]

I was unlucky enough yesterday to purchase a film called dragon wars for £1.99 expecting it to be hilariously bad....it was not and everyone in the flat came to an agreement that it was the worst film we'd ever seen.

There were dreams within flashbacks within a story within a flashback which made the plot more confusing than inception and impossible to follow, when you think you're on track with what the hell is going on one of the characters wakes up and the whole last 10 minutes was all just a dream. As for the dragons....well they're probably in the hour and a half long film for all of 20 minutes which for a film about dragons in epic battle is a bit pathetic.

Dragons Wars is pretty s***. Think I spend £5 on it

[Darlo_Fanatic]

A Serbian Film
Troy

[DL5]

open water

Good call

Mamma Mia was terrible as well

There's some seriously terrible spoofs on the SyFy channel too

[Norm_D_Ploom]

I once watched a film on a plane, Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler about a comet about to hit earth and they landed an atomic bomb on it, fucking utter dog s***, don't know its name ( have tried hard to erase it from my memory ) but utter, utter fucking dog s***

[Santino]

I once watched a film on a plane, Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler about a comet about to hit earth and they landed an atomic bomb on it, f***ing utter dog s***, don't know its name ( have tried hard to erase it from my memory ) but utter, utter f***ing dog s***

Armageddon.

Saw that on a long coach trip once, didn't think it was that terrible although I hadn't slept for a day so that might be why

The King Kong remake with Jack Black is up there for me. The only film I've ever walked out of the cinema during, bored the arse off me.

[1Superlidds]

open water

that was dreadful!!!....and staying seabound Deep Blue Sea

[DarloOnTheUp]

The Devil's Rejects
Devil

Wow, just realised two of the worst ever films I've had the misfortune to witness both contain the word "devil". Weird!

[tdk1]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091722/

By some distance.

[DIRTYDAVE]

Napoleon Dynamite was bad too

[BeefSpud]

open water

Seconded. I watched this with the OH the other night and it had the same effect on me as my sleeping pills. Didn't they make a sequel to it as well?

[Hawkeye]

Napoleon Dynamite was bad too

Sorry, totally disagree.

I saw Armageddon mentioned further up. As a general rule, disaster movies are all shite. The Day After Tomorrow, 2012 and Volcano are all terrible. Armageddon is one of the better ones to be honest.

[Darlo_Fanatic]

open water

that was dreadful!!!....and staying seabound Deep Blue Sea

Deep Blue Sea is a good film, Samuel L Jackson's rant just before being eaten is fantastic.

[BishopQuaker]

I think my housemates and me managed 5 minutes of "The Last Horror Movie" before taking it back as it was that s***.

Films I've actually stuck through and are compelte wank are:

Almost Famous
Cabin Fever
Constantine...

(Big list in progress)

[BishopQuaker]

The Devil's Rejects
Devil

Wow, just realised two of the worst ever films I've had the misfortune to witness both contain the word "devil". Weird!

Quick.
Say a hail mary or be cast into the bowels of hell.


Also, I thought the Devil's Rejects was complete shite too.

[DIRTYDAVE]

Napoleon Dynamite was bad too

Sorry, totally disagree.

I saw Armageddon mentioned further up. As a general rule, disaster movies are all sh**e. The Day After Tomorrow, 2012 and Volcano are all terrible. Armageddon is one of the better ones to be honest.

ERM.................................................WHAT ! ND Is a shitty american comedy film about a geek who dances. So what do disaster movies have to do with it? armageddon was good the seem with the day after tomorrow sure it was abit over the top but still a very good watch. 2012 was s*** seem with volcano.

AVP2 was bad too

[Norm_D_Ploom]

Napoleon Dynamite was bad too

Sorry, totally disagree.

I saw Armageddon mentioned further up. As a general rule, disaster movies are all sh**e. The Day After Tomorrow, 2012 and Volcano are all terrible. Armageddon is one of the better ones to be honest.

ERM.................................................WHAT ! ND Is a shitty american comedy film about a geek who dances. So what do disaster movies have to do with it? armageddon was good the seem with the day after tomorrow sure it was abit over the top but still a very good watch. 2012 was s*** seem with volcano.

AVP2 was bad too

Your a fucking div

[Hawkeye]

Napoleon Dynamite was bad too

Sorry, totally disagree.

I saw Armageddon mentioned further up. As a general rule, disaster movies are all sh**e. The Day After Tomorrow, 2012 and Volcano are all terrible. Armageddon is one of the better ones to be honest.

ERM.................................................WHAT ! ND Is a shitty american comedy film about a geek who dances. So what do disaster movies have to do with it? armageddon was good the seem with the day after tomorrow sure it was abit over the top but still a very good watch. 2012 was s*** seem with volcano.

AVP2 was bad too

I wasn't talking about disaster movies in conjunction with Napoleon Dynamite - that would just be stupid. I assumed that it was clear enough that I was referring to something completely different in the second paragraph, but evidently I was mistaken. If you had read the rest of the thread you would have seen Armageddon mentioned further up, which is a disaster movie, hence my tangental reference to other disaster movies.

[jazzydfc]

The day the earth stood still (the Keanu version)

[divas]

The Cube 2 just wins it from The Cube.

[divas]

Megafault is also B movie horribleness, no wonder Brittany Murphy topped herself

[DL5]

Piranha 3D last night, utter gash, 3D content was terrible too, didn't even get to see Kelly Brook's rack popping through the screen

[Hawkeye]

Piranha 3D last night, utter gash, 3D content was terrible too, didn't even get to see Kelly Brook's rack popping through the screen

Seriously? I thought that was the only reason they made it 3D.

[jqm18287]

I think my housemates and me managed 5 minutes of "The Last Horror Movie" before taking it back as it was that s***.

Films I've actually stuck through and are compelte w*** are:

Almost Famous
Cabin Fever
Constantine...

(Big list in progress)

The Last horror Movie is abject genius.

[BishopQuaker]

The Last horror Movie is abject genius.

Give me at least 5 reasons why.

[Jamm]

High Plains Invaders, some mental s*** that was on the SyFy Channel last night. Set in the wild west about some giant insect type things that fire bullets and get high sniffing uranium. For some reason I watched it to the end even though it was utter shite. It's on again on Thursday if anyone's interested!

[The Love Slug]

i actually liked 'Cube' as it was something a bit different.

The worst film ive ever seen was on the horror channel. SS Doomtrooper.

Shockingly bad CGI that a SNES would laugh at. Seriously, check this one out just for the monster alone.

[comeondarlo]

Jaws, 3 (I think) the one with Michael Caine in it