Firthmoor Wars (from Salford thread)
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:54 am
Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....
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don'tbuythesun wrote:Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....
Loved your grovelling PM to me after I kicked off on the previous thread. Perhaps others would like to see it....don'tbuythesun wrote:Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....
Totally out of order Gramps to suggest you might do that. You sound like an immature jilted teenager...........but then again maybe you are?Darlogramps wrote:Loved your grovelling PM to me after I kicked off on the previous thread. Perhaps others would like to see it....don'tbuythesun wrote:Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....
How do you "accidentally" put the word "Darlogramps" into a search engine?
Yawn. 2nd time in two days you've deciding to add your input to something that didn't concern you.bga wrote:Totally out of order Gramps to suggest you might do that. You sound like an immature jilted teenager...........but then again maybe you are?Darlogramps wrote:Loved your grovelling PM to me after I kicked off on the previous thread. Perhaps others would like to see it....don'tbuythesun wrote:Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....
How do you "accidentally" put the word "Darlogramps" into a search engine?
That's up there with "the dog ate my homework." Even you must admit it sounds pretty terrible.don'tbuythesun wrote:Oh, I think it's fascinating and perhaps we could have further discussions about Fylde being a coastal team while we're at it. On the one hand you're asking someone to PM you and when I do it to say my post was genuinely meant to be humour that's laughed at. I was typing Darlington in and as I'd been arguing with you put in darlogramps but you have it your way. Anyway it made for great reading. This is cheering a gloomy day up. No more PMs let's keep it here.
Humour is a subjective concept. Your post came as across sarcastic and mocking. It certainly didn't seem like humour to me.don'tbuythesun wrote:You must have been my teacher cos I've tried that one. Call it banter or humour. That's exactly what it was and I've not had a row with you til now but you seem to want to argue with everyone and everything. I'm actually besotted with your eloquence and incredible grasp of the English language, dear.
Stop using long words to make me feel stupid.don'tbuythesun wrote: ad infinitum.
You've clearly never lived on Firthmoor.MCFCDarlo3 wrote:Just ordered mine online.darlocity wrote:Could anyone please advise. I have just renewed my DFCSG membership yet my son (8 years old) is not a member. I was intending to travel up to the Dolphin centre on Wednesday from Rotherham to purchase a ticket for the Salford game and one for my son. The selling criteria for the tickets is one per person. Do you think I would be able to get a child's ticket with my membership or would they expect my son to be a member. Any help/advice will be appreciated. Many thanks in advance.
I dont think an 8 year old is going to get pissed and run on the pitch so im sure if you email them and do a bank transfer they will have 2 at the ground for you.They are hoping tickets will be at the turn style again as per last season.
For more info email is : tickets@DFCSG.co.uk they are very helpful.
Sh@t,just seen hes from Rotherham....(quickly looks to edit post)Darlogramps wrote:You've clearly never lived on Firthmoor.MCFCDarlo3 wrote:Just ordered mine online.darlocity wrote:Could anyone please advise. I have just renewed my DFCSG membership yet my son (8 years old) is not a member. I was intending to travel up to the Dolphin centre on Wednesday from Rotherham to purchase a ticket for the Salford game and one for my son. The selling criteria for the tickets is one per person. Do you think I would be able to get a child's ticket with my membership or would they expect my son to be a member. Any help/advice will be appreciated. Many thanks in advance.
I dont think an 8 year old is going to get pissed and run on the pitch so im sure if you email them and do a bank transfer they will have 2 at the ground for you.They are hoping tickets will be at the turn style again as per last season.
For more info email is : tickets@DFCSG.co.uk they are very helpful.
And I wondered whether Tuesday would be dull on here...what a way to start the daydarlodaz wrote:Does anyone know who that fucking tosser Darlogramps is and forward his name to me?
Surely it'd be my big hands that would need breaking, given I'm such a keyboard warrior.darlodaz wrote:Does anyone know who that fucking tosser Darlogramps is and forward his name to me?
he seriously wants his big mouth shutting up with a smack in the fucker and trust me I will gladly oblige.
who the fuck does he think he is slagging kids off now from Firthmoor and pretty much their parents at the same time.
Are you sure you didn't accidentally type Darlogramps into Google by mistake?don'tbuythesun wrote:No winks or smiling emoticon. He's winding you up and is best ignored unless you have Roget's thesaurus and the Oxford dictionary to hand. I had to look Firthmoor up-thought it was in Yorkshire!
Its an anagram - you should be able to work out his name fairly easily.darlodaz wrote:Does anyone know who that fucking tosser Darlogramps is and forward his name to me?
he seriously wants his big mouth shutting up with a smack in the fucker and trust me I will gladly oblige.
who the fuck does he think he is slagging kids off now from Firthmoor and pretty much their parents at the same time.
That's right, I'm Arlo Dgramps.Spyman wrote:Its an anagram - you should be able to work out his name fairly easily.darlodaz wrote:Does anyone know who that fucking tosser Darlogramps is and forward his name to me?
he seriously wants his big mouth shutting up with a smack in the fucker and trust me I will gladly oblige.
who the fuck does he think he is slagging kids off now from Firthmoor and pretty much their parents at the same time.
Does anyone know who don'tbuythesun is and can forward his name? Needs a lesson in pain to shut his cheeky mouth.don'tbuythesun wrote:Easy, like typing bought instead of brought....
Will you have a pissed-up 8 year old with you?don'tbuythesun wrote:I've edited it cheeky. I'll be at Salford wearing black and white-easy to find.
Didn't someone on here once say "Humour is a subjective concept" (See your earlier post above). Live by the sword die by the sword, I didn't find your comment funny I doubt many did.Darlogramps wrote:Are you sure you didn't accidentally type Darlogramps into Google by mistake?don'tbuythesun wrote:No winks or smiling emoticon. He's winding you up and is best ignored unless you have Roget's thesaurus and the Oxford dictionary to hand. I had to look Firthmoor up-thought it was in Yorkshire!
P.S. This was a humorous remark and if there's any doubt, here are 14 laughing emojis as proof.
Spyman wrote:Its an anagram - you should be able to work out his name fairly easily.