Oh dear, light the touch paper and retire....

Loved your grovelling PM to me after I kicked off on the previous thread. Perhaps others would like to see it....

How do you "accidentally" put the word "Darlogramps" into a search engine?

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Totally out of order Gramps to suggest you might do that. You sound like an immature jilted teenager...........but then again maybe you are?

Yawn. 2nd time in two days you've deciding to add your input to something that didn't concern you.

Do you actually have anything of value to add to this forum? All you seem to do is snipe at people from the sidelines. I presume you are capable of having your own original opinions?

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That's up there with "the dog ate my homework." Even you must admit it sounds pretty terrible.

Your post came across as taking the piss. As if to say "you won an online sports quiz six years ago and now you think you know everything." As by my standards I'd been quite civil in that thread, it was disappointing you were trying to mock.

Amazingly when I called you out on it, it became banter and "humour."

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You must have been my teacher cos I've tried that one. Call it banter or humour. That's exactly what it was and I've not had a row with you til now but you seem to want to argue with everyone and everything. I'm actually besotted with your eloquence and incredible grasp of the English language, dear.

Humour is a subjective concept. Your post came as across sarcastic and mocking. It certainly didn't seem like humour to me.

And it is so tedious and lazy to characterise me as "wanting to argue with everyone and everything." This is a public forum, so by its very nature involves differing ideas and arguments. I engage a lot I'll admit but that's my prerogative. But contrary to what some people think, I enjoy people criticising my opinions and engaging with what I say. There are plenty of people on here like Spyman, Quakerz, divas, Super Les, DarloFan97 etc who I don't always agree with, but I respect because they'll offer a well-thought out counter-argument.

What I don't like is when people can't accept me disagreeing with them, so resort to sarcastic, personal or idiotic comments. One poster a few weeks ago criticised me for using long words and asking people to justify their opinions. Why should I respect idiocy like that? I've got every right to challenge opinions I disagree with.

As I said, it was more disappointing you decided to mock me taking part in an online quiz six years ago (an ad hominem fallacy), given our disagreement had been reasonably civil up to that point.

Anyway, enough about me......

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Omg I wasn't mocking you! Its more impressive than my sporting highlight. Perhaps we can sort this with an arm wrestle down the pub.

You know what gents, sometimes humour doesn't come across as intended when in writing.

Use a winky face next time so we're all on the same page [emoji6]

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Spyman, I really wish I had! Unfortunately my limited skills (as shown in my inaccurate search) means I can't use the emoticon option. Perhaps I'll just put joke in brackets afterwards ad infinitum.

Stop using long words to make me feel stupid.

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Laughing emoticon.

You've clearly never lived on Firthmoor.

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Sh@t,just seen hes from Rotherham....(quickly looks to edit post)

Does anyone know who that fucking tosser Darlogramps is and forward his name to me?
he seriously wants his big mouth shutting up with a smack in the fucker and trust me I will gladly oblige.
who the fuck does he think he is slagging kids off now from Firthmoor and pretty much their parents at the same time.

And I wondered whether Tuesday would be dull on here...what a way to start the day

No winks or smiling emoticon. He's winding you up and is best ignored unless you have Roget's thesaurus and the Oxford dictionary to hand. I had to look Firthmoor up-thought it was in Yorkshire!

Surely it'd be my big hands that would need breaking, given I'm such a keyboard warrior.

Out of interest though, if someone did supply my name, how would you go about tracking me down? Genuinely interested to see your thought-process here.

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Are you sure you didn't accidentally type Darlogramps into Google by mistake?

P.S. This was a humorous remark and if there's any doubt, here are 14 laughing emojis as proof.

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He is Keyser Soze. Appears every now and then, leaving chaos in his wake. You need to hope you do not find him, Darlodaz.

Its an anagram - you should be able to work out his name fairly easily.

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Easy, like typing bought instead of brought....we must both have big, clumsy hands.

That's right, I'm Arlo Dgramps.

Or maybe I'm Pam Arrslogd.

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Does anyone know who don'tbuythesun is and can forward his name? Needs a lesson in pain to shut his cheeky mouth.

Who does he think he is? Legitimately poking fun at me.

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I've edited it cheeky. I'll be at Salford wearing black and white-easy to find.

Will you have a pissed-up 8 year old with you?

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Didn't someone on here once say "Humour is a subjective concept" (See your earlier post above). Live by the sword die by the sword, I didn't find your comment funny I doubt many did.

Mr Load Grasp ???

Mrs Gala Drop ???

Mrs Alga Prod ???


Such innocent fun.

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Mr Singh said this " I'm not expecting to get back any of the money I've already put in, I'm prepared to write it off for the future of the club. I'm not hanging in to make any kind of financial gain in the short or long term - if someone was prepared to come in and take the club off my hands, I'd be more than willing to discuss it"

Tamworth matchday programme 26 Nov 2011

No, just my bodyguards.