*Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by BUSHEAD » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:33 am

I hear that Clint Marcelle, Adam Marsh,Mark Samways & Steve Mcmahon are available and might be coming back

I'd like them back - would you like them back?
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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by The Love Slug » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:36 pm

i hear pedro paulo, jesper hjorth, adam reed and mucktub mcfuckerry are available.

I want them back, would you like them back?

ps, before andy goes hunting through wikipedia, facebook and google for the club he played for last game, the irish name was made up.

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by AndyPark » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:36 pm

The Love Slug wrote:i hear pedro paulo, jesper hjorth, adam reed and mucktub mcfuckerry are available.

I want them back, would you like them back?

ps, before andy goes hunting through wikipedia, facebook and google for the club he played for last game, the irish name was made up.
How very sad are you then.

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by Jazz Maverick » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:52 pm

Not as sad as the boring little c*** who has to have the last moronic post in every fucking thread

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by AndyPark » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:57 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:Not as sad as the boring little c*** who has to have the last moronic post in every f***ing thread
What's your point?

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by Jazz Maverick » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:58 pm

AndyPark wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:Not as sad as the boring little c*** who has to have the last moronic post in every f***ing thread
What's your point?
Work it out

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by wylam_rangers » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:30 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
AndyPark wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:Not as sad as the boring little c*** who has to have the last moronic post in every f***ing thread
What's your point?
Work it out
Don't be so hard on the lad. Living down in the metropolis is clearly pressurising you. Slow down mate! :wave:

It's much better up here :thumbup:

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:23 pm

wylam_rangers wrote:Don't be so hard on the lad. Living down in the metropolis is clearly pressurising you. Slow down mate! :wave:

It's much better up here :thumbup:
You really are like a Jekyll and Hyde character, aren't you. One minute you want to rape Gordon Brown and all immigrants because of the "nanny state" and "political correctness gone mad", and the next you're putting a comforting arm around Andy Park's shoulder and wiping his tears away in a totally non-cringeworthy/fingers-down-throat manner. Make your bloody mind up, will you!

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by Jazz Maverick » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:07 pm

wylam_rangers wrote: Don't be so hard on the lad. Living down in the metropolis is clearly pressurising you. Slow down mate! :wave:

It's much better up here :thumbup:
No pressure on me fella, I do less work down here than I ever had to up north!

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by wylam_rangers » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:48 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wylam_rangers wrote:Don't be so hard on the lad. Living down in the metropolis is clearly pressurising you. Slow down mate! :wave:

It's much better up here :thumbup:
You really are like a Jekyll and Hyde character, aren't you. One minute you want to rape Gordon Brown and all immigrants because of the "nanny state" and "political correctness gone mad", and the next you're putting a comforting arm around Andy Park's shoulder and wiping his tears away in a totally non-cringeworthy/fingers-down-throat manner. Make your bloody mind up, will you!
That's because I am a socialist Tory who treats every issue on its merits instead of toeing the party line. Party whips have a lot to answer for in this country. Every vote should be a free vote on its merits. :geek:

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by Jazz Maverick » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:52 pm

A socialist tory?!

Does.....Not......Compute....

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:54 pm

wylam_rangers wrote:socialist Tory
There you go Andy: your first example of an oxymoron.

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by wylam_rangers » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:A socialist tory?!

Does.....Not......Compute....
Far more honest than New Labour who are greedy fat cat middle class urchins pretending to be socialists and milking the voting habits of the working class. :thumbdown:

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by fat tony » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:11 pm

wylam_rangers wrote:
That's because I am a socialist Tory
Is that like a national socialist?

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:13 pm

wylam_rangers wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:A socialist tory?!

Does.....Not......Compute....
Far more honest than New Labour who are greedy fat cat middle class urchins pretending to be socialists and milking the voting habits of the working class. :thumbdown:
If you're bothered about the working class then you're voting for the wrong group, pal.

It doesn't matter what Cameron says: politicians will say anything to get into power. The moral of the story? Don't trust any of them. But if you're bothered about the working class then the conservatives (the clue is in their name) care less than labour.

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by wylam_rangers » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:36 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wylam_rangers wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:A socialist tory?!

Does.....Not......Compute....
Far more honest than New Labour who are greedy fat cat middle class urchins pretending to be socialists and milking the voting habits of the working class. :thumbdown:
If you're bothered about the working class then you're voting for the wrong group, pal.

It doesn't matter what Cameron says: politicians will say anything to get into power. The moral of the story? Don't trust any of them. But if you're bothered about the working class then the conservatives (the clue is in their name) care less than labour.
Bollocks - I've been on this planet a lot longer than you:

Churchill
Eden
MacMillan
Home
Wilson
Heath
Wilson
Callaghan
Thatcher
Major
Blair
Brown

Trust me - this current shower do nothing for the working man. Conservative = stability, loyalty and family values. New Labour = pretend to be socialist, suppress the majority and stifle initiative. Ride on the back of traditional voting habits and have a good time spending other people's money.

:evil:

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Re: *Any Player That Used To Play For Darlo*

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:27 pm

wylam_rangers wrote:Bollocks - I've been on this planet a lot longer than you:

Churchill
Eden
MacMillan
Home
Wilson
Heath
Wilson
Callaghan
Thatcher
Major
Blair
Brown

Trust me - this current shower do nothing for the working man. Conservative = stability, loyalty and family values. New Labour = pretend to be socialist, suppress the majority and stifle initiative. Ride on the back of traditional voting habits and have a good time spending other people's money.

:evil:
You misunderstand me. I do not vote Labour either but my point is that Conservatives have been, and always will be, a centre-right group with a predominant interest in the middle-class. I agree though, current Labour are leaning more towards Conservative viewpoints.

I actually agree with you as well on Gordon Brown - he wasn't voted for by the people so he should not be in power. The man is completely out of his depth and is becoming more of a laughable figure than George Bush Jnr.

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