Roll of honour for June 2010

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Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Darlo_Pete » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:38 pm

Sorry this is a bit late, but I've had a lot of other distractions recently. The first poster of the month was cameron-darlo and the last poster of the month was Spyman. Now the previous 4 months saw AndyPark come out as the top poster, but as he's down in 6th spot this month, we actually have a new poster in the top spot for last month. Yes DarloOnTheUp was the top poster for June, I'm sure he'll be very emotional at this news.

The top 32 posted a total of 1932 times, compared with 2009 times in May 2010. The number of posters who visited this site was also slightly down, as there were 294 posters on this site in May, compared with 303 posters in May 2010. A total of 5953 posts were made in May, at an average of 198 per day. We also had 4 new entrants, one of which I was very surprised that he's never made the top 30 of any month before and that m62exile. The other three new entrants were bedaledarlo, Darlo4eva and shadwellman.

So here is the top 32:-

01)DarloOnTheUp------------------126(+2)
02)wylam_rangers------------------111(+3)
03)Darlo_Pete----------------------109(+3)
04)MikeinBlack----------------------105(+23)
05)Jazz Maverick--------------------101(+6)
06)AndyPark-------------------------89(-5)
07)Spyman--------------------------86(+1)
08)knoxy5000-----------------------82(Re-entry)
09)Darlo_H--------------------------73(-7)
10)Darlo Fonz-----------------------68(+2)
11)mrcoops1984--------------------67(-7)
12)Darlo_Fanatic--------------------66(+10)
13)1SuperLidds---------------------65(+5)
14)cameron-darlo-------------------57(-7)
14)goldensyrup---------------------57(Re-entry)
16)DL5------------------------------56(-1)
17)TKOA----------------------------51(+2)
18)tdk1------------------------------49(-4)
19)bedaledarlo-----------------------47(New entry)
19)Darlo4eva------------------------47(New entry)
21)mikkyx---------------------------45(+2)
21)TeessideQuaker-------------------45(+8)
23)Hawkeye--------------------------44(Re-entry)
24)quakersam------------------------41(-10)
25)darlo2001uk----------------------40(Re-entry)
26)Dn1-------------------------------32(+13)
26)real_darlo_85----------------------32(Re-entry)
28)fanforlife---------------------------29(Re-entry)
29)alleztfc-----------------------------28(-3)
29)m62exile---------------------------28(New entry)
29)NonLeagueFodder------------------28(-5)
29)Shadwellman-----------------------28(New entry)

There will be a top 100 update later this month for the year so far up to the end of June.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by number_one » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:45 pm

Bell End

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hawkeye » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:00 pm

number_one wrote:Bell End
I'd be just as disappointed as you if I hadn't made it on to the RoH... no need to take it out on Pete though.

By the way, Pete, I had a few spare minutes this Monday evening and I decided it would be a great old laugh to count my own football-related, non-swearing posts (that could be perceived to make some sort of contribution to the thread) for the month of June. I counted 21, not 44. While I appreciate your generosity, I can't help but feel like I've robbed others (such as number_one) who have missed out on a place this month. It's not that I don't want to be in the RoH - in fact I'm honoured (the clue's in the name I suppose) - I just don't think I'm worthy.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:44 pm

Darlo_Pete: remove me from your stupid fucking list you annoying, boring, paper-bagged, no-lifed, dull, inconsequential twat. Else I will spam every single one of your utterly pointless ROH posts relentlessly until you do.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by TKOA » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:31 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:Darlo_Pete: remove me from your stupid f***ing list you annoying, boring, paper-bagged, no-lifed, dull, inconsequential t**t. Else I will spam every single one of your utterly pointless ROH posts relentlessly until you do.
Well, that wasn't a very nice speech from the new ROH champion.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:37 pm

Technically, I'm not even the top poster since half the board have opted out, making the ROH void anyways.

I want my name off that list, however.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Quakerz » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Darlo_Pete wrote:Sorry this is a bit late, but I've had a lot of other distractions recently.
No need to be sorry Pete, nobody really cares about your list. Don't worry about not posting it in future, should you continue to be distracted.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hilly » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:49 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:Darlo_Pete: remove me from your stupid f***ing list you annoying, boring, paper-bagged, no-lifed, dull, inconsequential t**t. Else I will spam every single one of your utterly pointless ROH posts relentlessly until you do.
Honestly mate, just do what I do - it's less hassle.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hawkeye » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:36 pm

Hilly wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:Darlo_Pete: remove me from your stupid f***ing list you annoying, boring, paper-bagged, no-lifed, dull, inconsequential t**t. Else I will spam every single one of your utterly pointless ROH posts relentlessly until you do.
Honestly mate, just do what I do - it's less hassle.
But first of all you have to get to the nursing home, then convince the staff that you're visiting a relative, then choose which octogenarian to go for, then slip some rohypnol into her tea without her noticing...

If that's not hassle, I don't know what is.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:05 pm

Pete, you utter c***, remove me!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloBarmyArmy » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:08 am

Why does everybody need to be nasty about it or the name calling? Didnt realise we were still in the school playground? :roll:

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Darlo_Fanatic » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:30 am

DarloOnTheUp wrote:Pete, you utter c***, remove me!!!!!!!!!

You should be pleased you came top :lol:
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by cameron-darlo » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:00 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:Pete, you utter c***, remove me!!!!!!!!!
:crazy: its just your name on a stupid list ffs.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by BishopQuaker » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:28 pm

cameron-darlo wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:Pete, you utter c***, remove me!!!!!!!!!
:crazy: its just your name on a stupid list ffs.
That may be why he gets a bit annoyed it's there.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Allan Quatermain » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:45 pm

I love the roll of honour coming out. Not because of the content which seems fairly pointless, but for the rest of the thread after it.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by cameron-darlo » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:52 pm

BishopQuaker wrote:
cameron-darlo wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:Pete, you utter c***, remove me!!!!!!!!!
:crazy: its just your name on a stupid list ffs.
That may be why he gets a bit annoyed it's there.
well its pathetic and childish. calling someone a c*** because of a list? if it offends him that much then why doesnt he just DONT OPEN THE THREAD FFS!
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:58 pm

cameron-darlo wrote:well its pathetic and childish. calling someone a c*** because of a list? if it offends him that much then why doesnt he just NOT OPEN THE THREAD FFS!
If you don't like me complaining, do NOT OPEN THE THREAD FFS!

Pete, remove me, you utter c***.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by cameron-darlo » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:14 pm

just saying, your childish as fuck. :thumbup:

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Jazz Maverick » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:23 pm

cameron-darlo wrote:just saying, your childish as f***. :thumbup:
Says the guy with the English skills of an 8 year old

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:34 pm

cameron-darlo wrote:just saying, your childish as f***. :thumbup:
And including me out of spite because I keep calling his precious list nasty names isn't childish? Right, OK.

I have asked many times to be removed, and he hasn't, so he is a c***.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by cameron-darlo » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:36 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
cameron-darlo wrote:just saying, your childish as f***. :thumbup:
Says the guy with the English skills of an 8 year old
can i just ask, what do you actually have against me? i've done fuck all to you, so why do you feel the need to but in every single fucking time i say something?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by PJPoolie » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:40 pm

The irony of such a sweary thread developing in the Roll of Honour, you do realise none of these posts will be counted next month don't you?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Dn1 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:40 pm

DOTU, will you get off your bloody fucking period, you jumped up prat. Take a leaf out of Hilly's book and include a could of swear words in your signature, this works for him so I don't see how it won't work for you.

Oh and go wash your mouth out with toilet duck, Jesus!!!

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:18 pm

No, I will keep calling him a c*** until he removes me.

Pete is a c***.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:20 pm

Dn1 wrote:DOTU, will you get off your bloody f***ing period, you jumped up prat. Take a leaf out of Hilly's book and include a could of swear words in your signature, this works for him so I don't see how it won't work for you.

Oh and go wash your mouth out with toilet duck, Jesus!!!

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by divas » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:21 pm

some people eh.....

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Dn1 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:22 pm

Not one for irony are we? Though at least with the way I swear, I don't aim it in the direction of anyone in particular, unlike some. Like I said, take a leaf out of Hilly's book, if it works for him, it'll work for you.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:33 pm

Dn1 wrote:Not one for irony are we? Though at least with the way I swear, I don't aim it in the direction of anyone in particular, unlike some. Like I said, take a leaf out of Hilly's book, if it works for him, it'll work for you.

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I could do that but would rather not have loads of unnecessary swear words in my signature. Pete has removed others who criticise his list, so why not me?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by comeondarlo » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:40 pm

I make DOTU spot on

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by wylam_rangers » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:01 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:
Dn1 wrote:Not one for irony are we? Though at least with the way I swear, I don't aim it in the direction of anyone in particular, unlike some. Like I said, take a leaf out of Hilly's book, if it works for him, it'll work for you.

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I could do that but would rather not have loads of unnecessary swear words in my signature. Pete has removed others who criticise his list, so why not me?
Because you're such an opinionated Nancy and Pete is obliged to preserve rare species :shh:

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